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whyverne Donating Member (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:36 AM
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Obama takes over the Chicago mob,
instead of becoming president. Just roll with it a minute.

So he meets with the consigliere and says, "I want our gang to get out of gangstering and get into legitimate businesses that will help people. Capisce?"

The consigliere replies, "Si, Don Obama. But for generations, gangstering is all we know how to do. It will take awhile to learn new skills. In the meantime we have to keep being gangsters to feed our families".

My point being that bankstering and war mongering are how we make most of our money and it will take awhile to turn that around.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:37 AM
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1. dumb.
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BumRushDaShow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:38 AM
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2. Sigh...
:eyes:
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City Lights Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:40 AM
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3. .
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:41 AM
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4. Chicago Mob?
Ah...these the guys with the Thompsons in the violin cases? Elliot Ness and all those stereotypes? Must be since I don't know of any "Chicago Mob" other than the Chicago Cubs.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:42 AM
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5. Ha... hahaha. hahaha












Sorry, I was just watching a Lewis Black vid on YouTube.






Are you trying to be funny?
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:43 AM
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6. Make them an offer they can't refuse....n/t
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