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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:47 PM Original message |
Rapture Day!!!! At sunset!!! Here's a million dollar idea in two words: |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
1. If my dog isn't allowed in Heaven, I don't want to go, either. |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:49 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. No Cats? No OPI |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
19. Just curious: Who changes the kitty litter in Heaven? |
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Zoeisright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:17 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Same people who pick up the dog poop. |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:31 PM Response to Reply #20 |
21. Well, then, this begs the question, "How are these jobs relegated?" |
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Zoeisright (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 11:24 PM Response to Reply #21 |
31. LOL! I think we could clone a FAUX news team for all those jobs. |
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opihimoimoi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:41 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. The Kitty Litter ReFreshener Automation Device....needs a battery every 7 billion years |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:55 PM Response to Reply #1 |
9. Relax: all dogs go to heaven. |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:59 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. But not all "dog lovers." (E.g., Hitler.) |
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PetrusMonsFormicarum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'd much rather go to hell |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 05:46 PM Response to Reply #3 |
28. Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over - so I'll be homeless |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
4. There was a thread about that very topic last week... |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:53 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. I guess the big G. ain't into the Humane Society. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
5. My, my I was thinking of getting naughty |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
6. First we spread the rumor: No Pets in Heaven (I'm sure we can find |
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CrownPrinceBandar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
8. Has anyone heard from the UK?............. |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:57 PM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Teeshirt: "How Did Your Rapture Go?" |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
10. Hell, DU can sell the policies and use the funds to spread the DU word. |
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Ruby the Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. Don't give Wall Street any more ideas |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:04 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. The perfect "cold call" list for the snake-oil salesman: The Rapture List. |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
14. The sun has already set on most of the world by now: |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:05 PM Response to Reply #14 |
16. Now we won't have to "ration health care"!!! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:06 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. We got Left Behind! |
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Horse with no Name (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
18. Imagine that...here in the Bible belt |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
22. Sunset where? Its dark already in most of the world! |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
24. But the Rapture Index is only at 163!!!! |
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Pharlo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
25. Ok, if today is The Rapture, |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
26. Sunset comes in a few minutes here in SW Louisiana. |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 05:40 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. I guess I musta lost my ticket. |
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skip fox (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 05:54 PM Response to Original message |
29. Proof that Fox is becoming like the MSM: They are not covering The Rapture! |
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Puzzler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Sep-21-09 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
30. Who's sunset? Europe's? East Coast N. America? Pacific Northwest? |
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