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In 2003, I suffered a heart attack. After a week in ICU and four weeks medical leave, I returned to work half-time and underwent cardiac rehab for a couple of months (bicycle, treadmill, weights). I was feeling the best in years!
However, I made an appointment for a six-month checkup with my doctor. The appointment was made for 8:30am. Now, I had taken out a few hundred dollars, all $100 bills, from my bank account the day before to take care of grocery shopping and paying a few bills onsite. Well, I had one last $100 bill left and took it for my copay.
I walked in for my appointment and when asked for my copay which was $15-20 at the time, I presented the $100 bill. I was told they (the front desk) couldn't accept it because they couldn't break it--I'd have to go out and make change. Okay, I thought and started out the door. I got just outside and thought, "What the hell?! The bank doesn't open until 9am so I'd have to go to a grocery store. So I turned around and went back in and sat down in the doctor's office waiting room. The person at the front desk was surprised that I was back so soon and she asked, "Did you get change?" I replied, "No, it would be an inconvenience." She said, "We can't break your bill," and I replied, "Sorry, but that's not my problem."
Well, I wat there for awhile--fuming--and finally the door to the inner sanctum was opening and I was called. "Hmmm," I thought, "assertiveness education paid off," and went inside. A couple of the office employers were there and they told me I would not see my doctor if I couldn't give them my copay. I told them I had my copay, but they wouldn't accept it. They said they couldn't break the bill, and I said, too bad, that's not my problem.
We went back a forth a few times and they let me know in no uncertain terms that they were not going to permit me to see my doctor. I left.
I got home and called my doctor--left a message; called his nurse--left a message, and called the "front desk" and demanded to talk to the office manager. He was in a meeting but would call me when he was free. My doctor called back and apologized, saying that he was only an "independent contractor," and, aside from some input in hiring the front-office staff, he had no control over the policies. Those were set by the corporation.
The office manager called me back and explained they kept only about $80 in the till and therefore couldn't break my bill. I said that wasn't my problem and asked why they couldn't have simply billed me. He said they tried that in the past, but the patients didn't pay. I said I had my copay but they wouldn't accept it. He said it was because they couldn't break my bill. I repeated that that wasn't my problem. We went back and forth a few times: he was insisting I didn't have my copay but I kept reminding him I did have it, they wouldn't accept it. I told him they should have billed me, he said they tried that in the past but the patients wouldn't pay, I told him I was ready to pay but they wouldn't accept my bill...etc.etc.etc.
What's so funny about all this is I could have gone across the street to a large grocery store and used my $100 bill to by $15-20 worth of merchandise and know the store would have no problem in giving me change.
Finally, I advised him to do what Baskin/Robbins does...Post a sign saying "We will not accept bills larger than $20" I suggested he's policy was "rinky-dink," and reminded him that I found his argument laughable as he represented the industry that brought us the $5 aspirin tablet.
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