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Soylent Brice

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Mon Sep-21-09 11:41 AM
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uh, hey GOP. i gotta question.

ummm... who the FUCK is behind the wheel over there?

i mean, really. who's fucking driving the gopmobile?

9iu11iani scurrs the WH? uh, what?

obama not born in US? der wha??

teabaggers multiply by gawd-magic and come in droves to protest. like swarms of locusts were they? er... ummm, huh?

socialism, fascism, and communism can all be emobodied as a single idea, by a single person? do you.. i mean, wha... i-iiii, FUCK, i can't talk i'm so confused.

so, seriously, who the FUCK is driving?

is there anyone left over there with an iota of brain power in your party? how long do you really think you can sustain the hate-fest? i mean, shit - have your tantrum, i suppose. throw yourself to the ground, kick, scream, call names. i guess do what you gotta do. i dunno.

it just all seems so surreal.
i guess just keep doing what you're doing. i got some popcorn, so i'm good to go. i just though i'd ask. just so you know, though, i think you may have accidentally left the keys laying around because it looks like the children in your party might have driven off with the family car. yeah, it looks like they're headed for a cliff too, so... you know... you might want to, i don't know...

maybe... STOP THEM?

no? oh, okay.

carry on, and... ah, the best of luck to you? i guess... :shrug:

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YOY

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Mon Sep-21-09 12:05 PM
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1. 5 Stages of Grief.

They're between Anger (Tea Baggers) and Bargaining (Birfers).

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Soylent Brice

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Mon Sep-21-09 01:23 PM
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4. yeah, but i don't think we'll ever see stage 5.

call it a hunch.

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Ruby the Liberal

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Mon Sep-21-09 12:27 PM
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2. Funny!!

:D

And my rec brought you from 6 to 6. The trolls are out in force today, I see.

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Soylent Brice

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Mon Sep-21-09 01:21 PM
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3. fuck'em. i don't even care about the recs/unrecs.

it'll still be on the tubez, and that's satisfying enough.
they can eat it.

thanks, BTW!

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Arugula Latte

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Mon Sep-21-09 01:26 PM
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5. I think Toonces is driving them ...

...over a cliff...

(Except cats are too cool to be Republicans.)

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YOY

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Mon Sep-21-09 04:52 PM
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6. Steve musta gotten out in time...coz Gloria is still on the wacked out ride.

n.t.

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Arugula Latte

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Mon Sep-21-09 04:54 PM
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7. Yep ... She -- Victoria -- must have suffered a massive brain injury

when that car landed. She definitely wears the rightwing crazypants.

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