Will The Rapture take place on Monday-September 21st 2009?

[Are_grits_groceries]

Please see this site for details:

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm



One can only hope!!! I will miss the poorly spelled signs.

[hobbit709]

1. If it does, the average IQ will rise 30%

[Richardo]

2. Here's hoping...

:toast:

[Lint Head]

3. Yes. And all of us progessive Democrats will go to Heaven to live

in perfect peace and bliss leaving the hate mongering, torture loving, Rush Limbaugh 'ass kissing' right wing nut jobs behind.

[warrior1]

4. I don't want to click on that link

and possible expose my computer to some virus.

What does it say?

thanks

[Are_grits_groceries]

10. I didn't linger.

It gave the reasons why it will be so in glorious, gory detail.

[CrispyQ]

31. The site claims that there are astronomical signs prove 100%

that the seven year tribulation will end in fall of 2015, therefore, the rapture, which if IIRC, sets off the tribulation, must occur this fall. Their math isn't even right. The end of 2015 - 7 = end of 2008, not 2009. :eyes: Perhaps they've been 'left behind' & don't even know it.

I can't believe people believe this crap. :banghead:

[Generic Brad]

53. Maybe the web master missed home school

You know - on the day his mom was supposed to teach him how to subtract the number seven. :shrug:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Just checked the rature index at rapture ready

and it's at 163....


any thing over 160 they say to fasten your seatbelts!!!! so it must be true



lost

[LWolf]

6. If it did,

I expect that my classes will be down to 3 or 4 students each when I get to work today. :D

[Are_grits_groceries]

9. When I was teaching school in SC,

my students came into class all buzzed up because the Rapture was coming that day.

I gave them the skank eye and said,"Let me put it this way. At the end of the day, I hope either I'm gone or all of you are."

[Ineeda]

11. LOL n/t

[LWolf]

25. .

:rofl:

[SpiralHawk]

7. "With infallible accuracy, experts are predicting..."

"...that this codswallop fear-mongering website will in fact stir up more pointless, debilitating fear & hate among those who are inclined in that direction."

[tekisui]

8. I will bet anyone any sum of money that it will not.

[Harry Monroe]

39. You would win either way

If it did happen, how would anyone collect from you?

[tekisui]

45. I guess no left behind heathens would want to bet, huh?

Yeah, it is a win/win.

[flakey_foont]

12. oh crap! I hope not

I left a pie in the oven

[Rebubula]

13. Mmmmmkay....

...I just looked at the site and it states that 'Astronomical signs prove 100% that the 7 year tribulation will end in 2015'

OK... by my math, 7 years from NOW would be 2016....

Maybe this is some sort of new math brought on by the Rapture.

[blogslut]

14. I sure hope not

I'm depending on those fundies and their irresistible, dirty-bad urges to help pull my industry out of the economic crapper!

[OneGrassRoot]

15. First dibs on their stuff!!!!

:hi:

[saltpoint]

30. LOL!

[PSzymeczek]

54. I called dibs years ago! n/t

[Joe Bacon]

16. I've been hearing this crap for over 30 years!

Idiot family members keep telling me they are going to be raptured. Of course, the same idiots swore up and down that Sadat was the Antichrist, then it was supposedly Pope John Paul, Now they swear it is Obama.

I remind them that the antichrist is:

RONALD=6
WILSON=6
REAGAN=6

Doesn't shut them up...

[Canuckistanian]

55. Hey, that's good

Reagan as Antichrist, it makes sense.

Still, "end of the world" scenarios are a time-honored tradition among the religiously insane.

[no_hypocrisy]

17. Good. Glenn Beck and his viewers won't be here tomorrow.

[JackRiddler]

18. Pretty bloody unlikely that a rapture would include corporate TV preacher clowns like Beck

[Barack_America]

28. False Gods and all that. nt

[Barack_America]

27. No, they'll be here.

Crying their eyes out they were "left behind".

[tanyev]

19. Marking to find later.

Gotta see if he updates his web page tomorrow. :)

[cali]

20. No.

[JesterCS]

21. Wow...

That website is nuts, but interesting to read

[saltpoint]

22. Half-time at Monday Night football would be quite a ratings coup.

[mn9driver]

23. I hope so. I've got bills to pay.

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[JesterCS]

24. Wow...

That website is nuts, but interesting to read

[CurtEastPoint]

26. OMIGOD that website makes my head hurt. It looks like catsup and mustard run amok.

What child designed that crap?

[donco6]

29. Here's hoping!

<crossing fingers>

[MindPilot]

32. Sure glad I caught up on my recorded TV shows last night.

From the site, I wonder about this line: "After listening to the following MP3 and watching the videos on the following web page, I got “real” with Jesus. My perspective shifted from the things of this world to eternity and my prayer to The Lord was for Him to maximize the time left on this earth to lead the most number of souls to Jesus for salvation as possible. I also told The Lord that I wanted the maximum amount of treasure in Heaven (with the biggest mansion) as possible."

So the difference between wanting stuff here and wanting stuff there is what, exactly?

[tekisui]

33. Anyone who believes that crap is insane or an idiot.

[RebelOne]

42. Check out RaptureReady.com

Lots of crazies and idiots at that site.

[Historic NY]

34. Checking in. Did it happen yet? Should I keep on painting the house?

[dtotire]

35. According to Harold Camping

He has it pinned down to May 21, 2011. He has convinced a lot of people that this date is accurate.
He broadcasts on "Family Radio".

[pipi_k]

36. Sort of reminds me of

good old Charlie Brown, waiting year after year in the pumpkin patch for the Great Pumpkin to appear.

The Fundynuts keep saying this or that is going to happen, and it doesn't, but that never keeps them from believing it's really really going to happen someday.


Y2K was a pretty good example of some idiocy. I have a couple of friends who believed every single scary prognostication there was. When all the horrors that were supposed to happen didn't happen, they then looked on the bright side and decided that it really wasn't a bad thing to have barrels full of beans and rice and other stuff that would likely go bad before they could eat it since there are only two of them.

Someday, they claim, they're going to need it when society fails and law and order break down and ravaging hordes roam the streets preying on the innocent, blah blah blah.


Just like Charlie Brown, there they are, waiting in the pumpkin patch.

:eyes:

[pipi_k]

37. Oh wait, I just looked at the site....hahhahahah

Another bit of idiocy and hypocrisy...


they don't trust science unless it backs up something they're trying to prove...

so they're using the science of Astronomy to "prove" that the Rapture is imminent...

I could see if they were using Astrology, but Astronomy?


sick bastards... :rofl:

[Harry Monroe]

38. If these idiots want to rapture, they can do it themselves and leave the rest of us out of it!

I suggest a length of garden hose, an enclosed garage and a running automobile.

[pipi_k]

43. What? Too easy...

I suggest feeding them my mom's cooking.

They get to suffer a bit before they rise to Heaven, and they'll probably get extra Martyr points.

[Harry Monroe]

46. Shame on you!!

:9 :hi:

Although there was a reason my friends called my mom "Heartburn Betty"?

[Harry Monroe]

40. Praying, Praying, Praying...

...that this rapture will take the whole Republican Party with it!! Or if that doesn't do it, they can self-rapture (see my post above). I'd be overjoyed at being "Left Behind"

[FarCenter]

41. So how does this relate to the Second Coming of Haile Selassie?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

44. I'm a Christian

But even I couldn't make any sense of the happy horseshit on that web site.

But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
-Matthew 24:36

But the day of the Lord will come like a thief.
-2 Peter 3:10

[scheming daemons]

47. I, for one, can't wait for the rapture. Traffic would be so much better...

[mentalsolstice]

48. I hope so, it's my wedding anniversary

it would certainly make it an anniversary to remember!

[TheKentuckian]

49. If it does then theocratic hypocrites will still be here and even crazier than ever before

I can say I'm James T. Kirk but that doesn't make me the Captain of a Starship.

[flvegan]

50. Either way, it's Obama's fault.

[Javaman]

51. good lord, that site reads like tribulation 99.

any site that has multiple fonts, sizes and colors just reeks of sanity. :eyes:

It was like one gigantic run on sentence.

[brettdale]

52. Its the 22nd here?

Does the raptur happen in American time?

[Generator]

56. It better fucking not

2 hour "House" season premiere. Can you say loony bin, ladies and germs?

[UTUSN]

57. I dunno, but can it take ALL THE ASSHOLES out of my LIFE, PLEASE?!1 n/t

[BeHereNow]

58. WHERE is Jim Jones when we NEED him?

PAH-LEEZE, some body pass some kool-aid to these folkkks!
BHN

[dogknob]

59. What? BEFORE the healthcare vote?

HealthCare Armageddon!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WKPTYq-Be4