A thought about Republicans in jail

[krispos42]

The politicians, that is.

Once they get rolling on the trials, there will be enough Repubs in jail to form their own gang.

The Mexican Mafia, the Aryan Brotherhood, the Nazi Lowriders, the Texas Syndicate, and the newest gang, the 'Pub Posse.

Composed entirely of soft, puffy, bombastic Republicans, the members of the 'Pub Posse will have to sleep with either their stock portfolios or Bibles duct-taped over their asses every night if they want to avoid... unpleasantness...

:rofl:

[yourout]

1. The RIJ.....I like it.

[Captain Angry]

2. Wealthy white people don't spend time in jail.

They will be playing golf somewhere, but they might all have to wear cheap clothing while they serve out their time. The horror.

[whistle]

3. I like the gang name "Re-thug Posers"

[C_U_L8R]

4. they're gonna need tougher names than MC Rove

poor old turdblossom is gonna be someone's pet

[pscot]

5. How about "The Tennis Team"

n/t

[hootinholler]

13. The Back Nine Boyz? n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

6. The Dead-Ender Doughboys

Somebody stop me before I paint myself into an alliterative corner without the proper adverb to set me free!

[MikeNearMcChord]

7. I would love to sell a version of Soap on a Rrope

The one with a a elephant, also make it red white and blue. Perhaps a a Ronald Reagan version.

[TwilightGardener]

11. "Gipper" soap--BWAH!

[flying_monkeys]

8. It is an amusing thought, them in jail.

But even for scummy re-pugs, I wouldn't wish rape on any of them.


Now, maybe having them on a chain-gang cleaning up highways, ya know, doing OUTSIDE work - - that might be fun.

[krispos42]

10. As long as they have a big "R" on the backs of their orange jumpsuits

So that truckers know who to aim for with their piss-bottle bombs!

:rofl:

[flying_monkeys]

12. Don't tell anyone I suggested this but.....

I wouldn't be above selling tickets to ride on a bus that "has a flat" near them so all the riders could disembark and snap pictures....


(Hey, in my defense, we could apply that money raised to ummmmm public schools :) )

[Lars39]

9. Per the history channel...US nazis that were interned during WWII

grew in numbers and became more organized during their internment.
I think we're seeing the result now. :(