Send Glenn Beck your used teabags. Please be sure they are dry and in a sealed plastic bag.

[HopeHoops]

Making sure they are dry and in a sealed plastic bag is simply a courtesy to the fine and dedicated employees of the United States Postal Service. A zip-type snack bag will do fine. Squeeze out the air so it will fit in a standard envelope and it will only take one stamp.

Mail it to:

Glenn Beck
c/o FAUX News
1211 Avenues of the Americas
New York, NY 10036

A nice note explaining what an asshole he is would be a good touch.

[Bill219]

1. I'll send out a batch tomorrow

[HopeHoops]

5. More than two or three might require extra postage.

Just sayin'

[MineralMan]

2. Glenn Beck is not worth an Forever stamp.

I would not send him the sweat from my testicles.

[Hello_Kitty]

3. I'd rather send him a used tampon. eom

[HopeHoops]

4. That might qualify for a bio-hazard.

FAUX is likely to get the FBI involved over something like that. Beck would view it as a teabag.

[MineralMan]

6. Beck wouldn't recognize it.

That stuff's all a mystery to him...

[HillbillyBob]

7. I was thnking used condoms .. I thought of a few

more gross things, but I m sure they are watchin this space to try to get us libruls arrested..

[librechik]

8. can I put it in a sealed douchebag?

I don't want him to miss the message....