Mangled in Monday's Maw? . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "It's not about me, America. It's about you. And you know what? . . . I'm going to do something really great for everyone in this nation, rich or poor, black or white, man or woman. . . . I'm going to capture O'Reilly's slot. . then have him and Hannity come work for me. . . . Together we're going to turn this country around!"

[Buzz Clik]

1. "Do I look like the cat who swallowed the canary? I'll let you in on the joke: ..."

"... look at my collar, tie, and the print on my shirt. Hideous. Absolutely hideous. And that's what the government will do to your health care -- make it as hideous as my clothes."

[mikelgb]

2. Why are you so obsessed with Beck, Alliteration and Captioning innocuous screencaps?

Are you really Glenn Beck trying to get people to look at you and talk about you?

[skip fox]

7. You got me! An obsession with language and with someone I consider very dangerous.

The language is for fun and to get attention (but I love to write, so it's as much for the phrasing and its joy), but the Beck is serious.

The way I have best of dealing with the serious is through comedy.

(By the way, innocuous photos for comic captions goes way back and you'll still see it on Stewart and Maher.)

[ShortnFiery]

3. It's not nice or politically correct BUT ...

whenever I gaze at Glenn Beck, I visualize "Piggy" from George Orwell's novel "Animal House."

It's the whole package of his beady-eyed stares and the propaganda he spews.

He comes on my television and I jest, "It's Piggy! Four legs GOOD!" :shrug:

I think Mr. Orwell, were he alive today, may agree?

[MineralMan]

5. Yah, well....Sucks to your asthmar!

[ShortnFiery]

9. ...

:silly:

[MineralMan]

4. I know my mother dresses me funny,

BUT you don't have to be a bully about it. Now, I'm going to cry.

[Rex]

6. "I'm just a lonely little boy, trapped in a world of big adults

with smart talk."

[Indenturedebtor]

8. Me make poopy...

[zbdent]

10. "Okay, I apologize. I'm so used to bragging in centimeters because it sounds like more ...

I really am 7.5 ... centimeters ..."

[skip fox]

11. Head Wreck is answering his critics: " I just want us to get back the nation

our founding fathers and mothers gave us . . . I mean, heck, Thomas Jefferson and Abraham Lincoln wrote a brilliant Constitution for us while Daniel Boone and Natty Bumpo were settling the wilderness. Then Horatio Alger came along, and . . ."

[NecklyTyler]

12. I still got half my advertisers, I can hold out for months, maybe a year! Hahahahahah