I just watched Fox for an hour, my first time!
It's incredible, how simple-minded those people are! I mean, we're talking grade-school level conversation.
That woman, Crowley? What a moronic, one-note shrew.
And Colmes, is, well, kind of unfortunate. He looked embarrassed to be there, like he's ashamed of what he does for the money, as well he should be.
Karl Rove was laughable, just laughable.
And Dennis Miller? He was painful. It was so sad, he and BillO making those "We're the really cool guys" noises, all the while knowing that nobody in tenth grade likes them, especially the girls. Self-congratulatory and void of substance, they were surprising to me. Really, they were. I expected just a bit of intelligence, maybe a glimmer of insight, or - dare I say it? - wit?
If Dennis Miller labors any harder to make his self-consciously and tragically un-hip references, he's going to end up having hernia surgery. Once, a long time ago, when I was young and Miller was new, he was funny. Clever. Quite creative.
Now, he's just tiresome and predictable and terribly un-funny.
So that was my adventure with Fox News. I should mention that I'm higher than a kite, so maybe my assessments are somewhat mellow, but, overall, they are quite the toothless bunch.
But, boy, are they jealous of Obama! You can just hear their little dicks shriveling whenever they are forced to deal with him, and that's maybe the only funny and entertaining part of the last hour. They are so in awe of him, they want so badly to BE him, and they are so terribly, terribly, terminally Caucasian.
All in all, given my beautifully medicated state, I'd say they were very entertaining and I'm glad I did it. Now, I think some bacon and eggs and toast and orange juice would be a very good thing.
Or I could go to bed and inhale a couple of loaded hot dogs when I get up....................