Gee, I wonder what AG Gonzales is doing to relax this weekend?

[AshevilleGuy]

Only three more days until his likely unpleasantness on Capitol Hill. Perhaps he is a bit apprehensive, so what is he doing to alleviate this?

-- Trying to memorize everything he said and did since he came to the DOJ?

-- Practicing going to his "happy place" while being roasted, grilled and carved up?

-- Learning how to psychologically remove himself from traumatic situations by the use of disassociation?

-- Enjoying the ambience of Camp David, while Uncle Dickie and Cousin Carl are helpfully tutoring him?

-- Perhaps he is en route to Paraguay to buy land for the bush family compound there? (This of course will keep him there for many years.)

Hey, have fun with this! Be creative! :D

[Bitwit1234]

1. Maybe if he finds the emails he might get credit.

[notadmblnd]

2. Vallium? Xanax?

Quaalude's perhaps?