REAL OFFICIAL OBAMA SPEECH DRINKING GAME:

[ddeclue]

1) Any time he says "I will veto any bill without a public option" - take drink.
2) Any time he says "I expect your vote for HR676" down the whole shot.
3) Any time he says "I want Medicare for all Americans" down the whole shot.
4) Any time he says "I will veto any bill with a trigger" - take a drink.
5) Any time he says "I want insurance companies investigated" - take a drink.
6) Any time he says "The public option will be available to ALL Americans" - take a drink.

When the speech is over - I'm predicting you'll be safe to drive home.

:rofl:

[mdmc]

1. sounds like an AA meeting

:)

[virgogal]

2. Very clever post. (Only I hope you're wrong)

[The Straight Story]

3. What if he says 9/11?

:rofl:

[ddeclue]

5. No that's the Mayor Giuliani drinking game...

:rofl:

[msanthrope]

13. The was the entire goddamn Bush Administration drinking game.

Christ. I remember one State of the Union where I passed out before the Democratic response.....

[ddeclue]

15. Yeah but how do you speak Giulianiese?

9/11 plus a verb plus an object.

I still think Giuliani had BushCo beat on the 9/11 thing because that's all he could point to last year - I was the mayor of NYC during 9/11.

:P

[msanthrope]

18. I saw him give the commencement speech at Drexel Law this May,

ironically, on the day Bernie Kerik was indicted.

Sure enough....9/11, bodies falling, Reagan, firemen.....it was endless. In fact, I won 20$ from my SO because he mentioned 9/11 within 3 minutes of starting the speech.

[liberaltrucker]

14. I'd be dead of ethanol poisoning in the first 5 minutes

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

4. So, who do you like for the Democratic primary for 2012?

Or, I should say, who do you prefer to put up to be whooped by Barack Obama in the primary for 2012?

:evilgrin:

[ddeclue]

6. I'm keeping my eyes open...we'll see..

I mean who exactly was Barack Obama in 2005 or who was Bill Clinton in 1989?

:P

[NYC_SKP]

8. Is it too early for Anthony Weiner?

I mean, too soon for him to run and get whooped, and then run again and win in 2016? :P

:thumbsup:

[ddeclue]

11. Be careful what you wish for friend. The Gods punish you by granting your wishes.

[create.peace]

7. god i hope i am drunk tonight!nt

[Skink]

9. You guys haven't started yet?

:beer:

[CreekDog]

10. *********When posting "REAL OFFICIAL" threads, please don't forget to use lots of asterisks! *******

:hi:

[ddeclue]

12. ***********SORRY*******

:D

[Individualist]

16. On the other hand,

if you take a drink every time he talks about reaching across the aisle or other references to working with republicans...

[liberaltrucker]

17. See reply 14

:argh:

[Ruby the Liberal]

19. My father was a millworker

;)

[ddeclue]

20. That's the John Edwards drinking game...

As an Edwards organizers other phrases to drink on include:

1) I'm the son of a millworker.
2) there are two Americas.
3) this is life and death.


:)

[Ruby the Liberal]

21. Only if you wanted to be blotto in the first few minutes

Glad you got the reference.

Nice to meet you! I was an organizer as well. :)