The Song Parody From Hell

[SalmonChantedEvening]

Yep, based on a dare yet again.

Lies By The Flock (By These People Enfold Me)
To the tune of Life Is A Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)
By Reunion (Norman Dolph-Paul DiFranco-Joey Levine)

Dusty Foggo playing poker, Cunningham got dealt the joker
Conrad Black a thief not petty, I almost miss Don Segretti
Condoleeza buying Prada, pyramids and boarding water
Rick Santorum, Bunning, Issa, Scooter Libby turning Aspens
Raisin Brain and Sensenbrenner, Coleman, Mehlman, flacid Boehner
Sam Alito, Judge Ray Moore and Kyle Sampson call the jury
Neil Cavuto, Fukuyama, Arlen Specter, Brownie’s FEMA
Jeffries Terry, Malkin, Bremmer, Mean Jean Schmidt and Chuck Krauthammer

Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Not a drop of the truth in, anything they told me
Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Getting fire from all sides by dittoheads and toadies

Jello Billo mics he’s cuttin’, Drudge is writing something rotten
Ari Fleischer, Simple Scotty, Coulter, Imus, mouths of potty
Faux and Friends is group psychosis, Bill Frist gives good diagnosis
OxyRush and David Limbaugh, Jimmy Dobson, Janet’s Parshall
Donny Rummy, unknown knowns and hey who knew and golly jeepers
Dr. Laura getting meaner, Tom Delay and Savage Weiner
Stop me please my brain is meltin, Romney, Giuliani, Weldon
Foley’s emails really creepy, Gannon gets Ted Haggard weepy

Roberts, Olson, Orrin, Schaffly, Falwell, Uncle Chuckles, Gaffney
Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Not a drop of the truth in, anything they told me
Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Getting fire from all sides by dittoheads and toadies

Tucker dancin’, Cheyney huntin’, Bolton screamin’, Hunter Duncan
Infernos that would frighten Dante, Tenet, Bennett, Negroponte
Stevens and his tubes and bridges, Glenn Beck is a rash that itches
IRS and Halliburton, CIA it looks like curtains
Hannity’s his own aroma, Senators from Oklahoma
Tweety Chris and Goldberg Jonah, Timmy, Tammy, Charen Mona
Lieberman, McCain a-huggin’, Kool-Aid by the vat they’re chuggin’
Newtie, Rita, Greta, Lugar, Karl Rove, the Chimp’s Rasputin

On the networks and on cable, rest assured we’ll push the fable
Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Not a drop of the truth in, anything they told me
Lies by the Flock, from these people enfold me
Getting fire from all sides by dittoheads and toadies

Mission (Dismembered!) they’ve got it all wrong

Spin it, Sell it, Roger Ailes me, Maggie, Armstrong singin’ pay me
MSABCBS me, real reporting might impress me

(Whatta buncha liars!)

[flowomo]

1. hey, you have to credit Richard Lewis!

He coined the phrase "The (blank) from hell."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. I had no idea,

I just lexiconned it. ;)

Thank you Richard, no offense meant! :yourock:

[flowomo]

5. Actually, it was a joke on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" but then I saw:

http://yalepress.typepad.com/yalepresslog/2006/10/yale_gives_rich.html

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Very Cool

To Richard Lewis :toast:

Long may you gripe :)

[Demeter]

2. Don't Know the Music

But those are some lyrics you got there!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. Thank you Demeter!

It took a day and a half to make this all fit umm... more or less right :D

[Berry Cool]

6. To those who don't know the music

think of it as an earlier version of "It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)."

Lots of cultural references piled together and sung very quickly and breathlessly.

I think this was a great job! :applause:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

8. Great comparison BerryBush!

And thank you :hug: :pals:

[merh]

7. great lyrics there!

I think you need to sing the next one and record it on youtube, then give us the link plus your lyrics, next time. ;)

The sound is in my head and the lyrics work, but I don't do it justice. :hi:

as always, thank ya!

:hug:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

10. This voice?? The one in 3 keys of Off?

:rofl:

You are so very welcome merh m'dear :loveya: :hug: :blush:

[merh]

11. then only use the two keys that are "on"

or pantomime would work! :P

:hug: :pals: :loveya:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. I'll call myself Marcel Marso-so!

bahahahahahahahaha :rofl: :rofl:

:huggindastuffinouttaya: ;)

[merh]

15. Bwwwwaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaa

Don't mime me!


:hugginyarightback:

[tuvor]

13. I don't know the song, either, but it reads great on its own.

You have a gift, SEC!

[ralps]

14. LOL K&R!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[BigBearJohn]

16. Kicked and Recommended

[SalmonChantedEvening]

17. Saturday Nght Punt

Thankya BBJ :) :pals: