I would love to say I'm making this up. "Bid for a dinner with Sarah Palin on Ebay"

[kayakjohnny]

But life isn't that fair.

http://www.examiner.com/x-16276-Huntsville-Celebrity-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m9d4-Bid-for-a-dinner-with-Sarah-Palin-on-Ebay


Former GOP Vice-President candidate Sarah Paline is using E-Bay to raise money for charity. She is auctioning off a dinner with her to the highest bidder to raise money for Ride 2 Recovery, a program that supports wounded veterans through cycling.

The auction opens on Tuesday with an opening bid of $25,000. Along with the paying the final bid price, the winner is also responsible for travel expenses to meet up with her, most likely in Alaska. But, if you can afford over 25k for one meal, then you probably are fine with those conditions.

Nine other celebrities will also go up on the auction block in support of this cause. The auction will last for 10 days, so you have time to get your assets in order and make a bid.

[1Hippiechick]

1. Yeah - some of us have already had fun w/this -moose mouse, aerial-shot wolf, ground-head turkey nt

[kayakjohnny]

9. I looked for a dupe, but I've been gone all day too.

Hope it hasn't been beaten to death at this point.

[jasi2006]

25. Rich republicans changing money among themselves....

not to worry. That's what they do anyway. It's a kind of ponzi scheme...like Ann Coulter's books.

[pipi_k]

2. The only way I'd bid would be if she WAS dinner...

for a pack of starving coyotes.

[Hutzpa]

3. Thats for those who wants

a quickie, jerking off by sitting next to her......:evilgrin:

[sellitman]

4. Sarah won't see my dinner plate from her porch.

She would have a clearer shot watching Russia.

[Buzz Clik]

5. For $25K, it better be more than just dinner.

[targetpractice]

8. Does the deal include a happy ending? n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Like what, her leaving half way through the meal?

[Buzz Clik]

23. Perhaps a long, uncomfortable, silent drive home.

[targetpractice]

6. I'd insist we go to a French restaurant. n/t

[kayakjohnny]

10. Or a Russian one...

[Lasher]

7. I doubt if she has enough money. n/t

[Motown_Johnny]

11. OMG...can you imagine if KO decided he wanted that dinner?

that would make one great Countdown special


My Dinner with Sarah Palin


or Michael Moore .... he could make another movie out of that

[kayakjohnny]

12. From one Johnny to another...

Captial idea! I like your thinking young man. You'll do well at this firm. Stick with me and you'll go places.

[tabbycat31]

13. Michael Moore should bid then do his next movie on her

[Raine]

24. he should do it

sounds like the charity is OK. I would love for KO, Rachel or Ed to get this one and put her on the spot. :evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

14. I would do it. It could be fun.

My opening line: "Sarah, you Ignorant Slut."

Shit would go downhill from there.

[Pharlo]

15. Well, I would suggest that

whoever may be considering this just take a look out the window when driving through the nearest town. See that Taco Bell? Stop and get yourself a Crunchwrap Supreme and save $24,998.49

[Cleita]

16. If I want dinner and conversation with an airhead, all I have to do is

invite a neighbor of mine over and it won't cost $25,000.

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. $25k for dinner with Palin? What's her preference, toast?

She can kiss my ass.

[ellenfl]

18. 9 other 'celebrities, huh?

ok, that would be:

john voight
steven baldwin
mel gibson
chuck norris
bruce willis
dennis miller
penn gillette

who else?

ellen fl

[SeattleGirl]

20. She probably won't show up for it.

That's her pattern.

[marshall]

21. What on earth were you searching for that brought you to that sale?

Or is there a category for "dinner with celebs" that I should be browsing?

[kayakjohnny]

27. Heehee.. I wasn't searching on ebay...

It actually came up on my msn homepage and then saw it on Google news.

[Raine]

22. Yeah but while she show up

but who would want to spend $25,000 and her not show up. :rofl:

[WeDidIt]

26. I wish George Soros would bid.

:evilgrin:

Can you imagine?