Portrait of a typical snot headed Conservative.

[WileEcoyote]

We're not talking about "Joe Six pack here. That's his less privileged trailer living cousin. More on him later. Or maybe in a another exhibit. If I give a shhit that is.

The "Snot headed Conservative" is a trust funder. Inherited wealth, income property, stocks, bonds, mutual funds, investment real estate whatever. While he may even have a real job his life is largely one of the predator/parasite. Both in business and in his personal life.

He is what I would call a "high end welfare pilferer". The government gives him tax shelters, capital gains reduction, inheritance without taxes etc.

A productive day for you is getting enough assignments done to keep the boss off your ass. That and fabricating or selling some product or service. Real work in other words.

Not so the Snot Head. A productive day for him is one where he threatens layoffs, cuts pay & time off, shuts the union out of his business. Or maybe he just outsources all his labor force to Saipan. In his spare time he will bitch about the money he spent last year evicting several tenants living on fixed income. That and taxes.

YOU are the one making him rich. And what does he do with the money he stole from you? Buys a second home, new Hummer, boat, RV whatever. Nothing that invests positively in the economy. It's the reason we're in a recession today: The Reagan era tax cuts. Give the rich people all YOUR money, screw infrastructure and JOBS and go on a fiscal credit card spending binge.

Snot Head's personal life is not much different from business. He has no real friends. What people that are close to him would best be described as hostages. People dependent on his whims and moods. His wife got married to him for his money. Now there's a pitiful creature. And his kids are as equally screwed up as he is.

If you want to know what the good lord thinks about money? Well just look at the people God gives it to.

Snot heads kids just wish he would die soon so they can collect all his bounty. Like Snot Head himself felt about his own parents. Bad parenting being a leading cause of Conservatism.

I use the term "Snot head" intentionally and specifically. No mistake there at all. Snotty's mind can best be described as arrogant, petty and mean spirited. A snootiness prevails in his voice too. It's like he wants to have an accent like Bill Buckley had. Something that makes him sound important to himself.

Seriously! I hear this accent on the right wing call in shows all the time. The accent can be defined as being a tad effeminate, with a spoiled brat temper under the surface. If you've listened to some of these call in shows you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I'm betting good old (name of a republican on another forum where this post was first placed) speaks like this. I damn sure called him out on his slumlord tendencies a few years back. Bet that surprised him but it shouldn't surprise you. I speculate that most Conservatives have that snooty, wuss voice too. Not a manly tone but a whining punk's squeal. Developed from a life of leisure and distrust.

But you don't have that voice do you? No you don't because YOU learned the value of real work and respect for your other hard working fellow man. Snot Head knows this and secretly admires and hates you for being a person of real fiber. Because he knows in his heart that he doesn't have the strength of character to pull himself up strictly by his own merits. Not like you did.

After all he's a "Fundie" remember? He's terrified of losing his money and easily plays the victim by blaming YOU for everything. Not necessarily a racist (though he usually is) like his trailer trash cousin "Joe Six Pack", Snot Head will accuse YOU of doing the very things he would do if in your position. So he installs security cameras at your station, reads your e-mail and plays tricks on you hoping you'll convict yourself of theft. I'm not making this up. Seen it with my own eyes too often to remember how many times.

The thing that really pisses off snot head are environmentalists. Even more than property taxes. An environmentalist is the exact opposite of Snot Head: Snot Head can't comprehend WHY anyone would waste time trying to make the future world a better place.

Even the parasite eventually kills the host.

Conservatives hate me and this is all well and good. Why would I want a blood sucking parasite to agree with me on anything? I don't even want to cheer for his favorite football team. Not even if it's the home town bunch.

What you can do to get even with Snot Head? Don't frequent his business. We've been able to boycott a local boutique in Marin County that is run by some moron who worships Ayn Rand. You may not feel comfortable picketing such establishments so you might think about launching a negative ad campaign both on internet and snail mail.

We sent out several hundred fliers to local businesses complaining this boutiques owner sponsored John McCain in the 08 election.

And that was BEFORE we all YELPED him a few dozen times. You can be very creative. Buy a bunch of those "Getting Even" books by George Hayduke. For starters that is.

If you work for one of these pricks look for another job. Then when you leave give as little notice as possible and take as many business clients AWAY from Snot Head as you possibly (and legally) can.

And never support any Republican.

But you already knew that.

Blessings to all the real folk here,

Wiley

[lunatica]

1. Excellent description. The typical bullying sociopath

Every moment of every day must have something in it for them.

[tularetom]

2. I like your name. Have you seen this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_4BHdiKAk

[WileEcoyote]

5. Huge laugh!

[havocmom]

3. You nailed the problem: character

or lack there of; and the fact that the money has been sifting UP to smaller and smaller numbers of people with smaller and smaller hearts/souls/vision.

[WeDidIt]

4. Best. DU. GD. Post. EVER!

Bravo!

[patrice]

6. Well, I could take this or leave it until you got to the point about Environmentalists: Ding! Ding!

Ding! Ding! That's the bell of truth my friend, Wiley.

I HAVE actually heard attacks from such people on Environmentalists and Global Climate Change. Seems they find that particularly egregious, so their contempt is uncontrollable and others are assaulted with statements like I heard recently about how our cool wet Summer this year is proof that there is no Global Warming. Oh well, it really does make such people look ignorant, even to those who are un-decided as yet.

[gopiscrap]

7. Excellent

[Swamp Rat]

8. 'Never support any Republican' - a great motto by which to live.

In the past, I have supported conservatives (certain individuals), but after the massive, overt racism I've seen perpetrated by them (and their inbred 2nd cousins) this past year, I am forever done with them.

[theorys]

9. You

GOSH DARNED KIDS AND YOUR THINGA MAHOOIES