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I thought it would be a big deal. Like everyone else, I went to an accupuncturist and pissed away that time and money. I have no idea how lasar is supposed to help, but feel certain that it costs money. Chantix sounded good, but surprise, surprise, surprise, it's not good.
Here's the deal. Get up one morning and don't smoke. Do this on a day you have off and have no obligations. If you feel tired, go back to sleep. If you feel antsy, go for a walk- just don't smoke. Remember the Yul Brenner commercial- Just Don't Smoke. Go to bed that night and do it again the next day. Congrats, you're a nonsmoker.
I "quit" smoking ten years ago for about six weeks- because I was confined to a hospital bed. I suppose it was because I didn't really have a choice, when I could get up and around, I went straight for the cigarettes. I lit that cigarette and inhaled, and I damn near fainted. I felt like I was having a mild stroke. Guess what? That happens EVERY time you light a cigarettes, you just don't notice it anymore.
I'm also going to tell you that I'm not one of those people for whom the world became a whole new sensation of taste, smell, and whatever. I have never liked the smell of cigarettes, and haven't smoked in my house or car for years. Only two days ago though, did I notice how nasty my neighbor's cigarette smells on a hot and humid day while she was chatting with me over the fence.
Look, it's illegal to smoke in your workplace and most public places. It's bad form to smoke in some of the places where it's permitted. And now they have made it prohibitively expensive on top of being a nuisance. Just quit, it's not a big deal.
Do you know how nice it is to not worry if you put out the last cigarette before leaving the house? Do you know how nice it is not to jam a cigarette into the dashboard of your car accidentally? Or burn your carpet? Or burn your clothes? Or light a cigarette off the toaster or the stove because you ran out of lighters or matches? Well let me tell you it's a lot of fun not to stop at the corner store and drop $10 or $30 on something as stupid as cigarettes. I could theoretically eat a lobster every month at the best restaurant in town for less than I was spending on cigs. As it is, I'll use the money to pay my electric bill. But I digress.
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