For those who think Twitter is stupid

[proud2BlibKansan]

"My name is Justin. I'm 28. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says."

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. I've been following that site for a while now,

and it's hilarious every damn time.................

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. I am wetting my pants

Seriously. :rofl:

[Tangerine LaBamba]

7. Here's another of my favorites -

I think you'll love it: http://oldjewstellingjokes.com/

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. LOL!

Now I can't settle down and go to bed. :rofl:

[Toucano]

2. That`s comic GOLD, Jerry!

And it's still stupid. LOL!

[Kitty Herder]

3. Oh dear. I laughed til I cried. Literally. nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. OMG too too funny

"The dog is not bored, it's a fucking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

[fishwax]

5. that's some funny stuff

:rofl:

[Creena]

8. What happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?

Okay...tears streaming down my face! :rofl:

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. . . .

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."

[aquart]

11. I'm still laughing.

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

[DainBramaged]

12. I spit out my tea

"How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."

[cherokeeprogressive]

13. For me, that raises the intelligence of Twitter from that of a rock to that of a snail. n/t

[d_b]

14. good stuff

been reading it for a few weeks now

[Arcana]

15. *bookmarks*

I gotta get me a Twitter account soon