Innovations in Suicide Bombing: The Ass Bomb

[Mosby]

Qaeda attack on Prince part of wider plot

RIYADH – The failed assassination attempt on Prince Muhammad Bin Naif, Assistant Minister of Interior for Security Affairs, Thursday night was planned by Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula which operates from Yemen, sources confirmed.

The suicide bomber was recruited by Yemeni Nasser Al-Wohaishi, known also by the nom de guerre Abu Baseer, the sources said.

Al-Wohaishi is the head of Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, which had announced in an Internet posting last January the merger of the Saudi and Yemeni branches of Al-Qaeda.

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Okaz sources said the bomb was implanted in the attacker’s rectum, which could explain why he refused to drink coffee at the Prince’s Court.

http://www.saudigazette.com.sa/index.cfm?method=home.regcon&contentID=2009083048284

[KamaAina]

1. Lucky for us repukes can't use it

their heads get in the way. :P

[Matariki]

2. This is going to cause a nightmare at airports.

Beyond taking off shoes.

[Javaman]

8. "Okay, sir, please press your cheeks against the x-ray machine" nt

[notadmblnd]

3. Yippee! Anal probes for everyone at the Airports

They might as well kill two birds with one stone and check for colon cancer while they're up there.

[Mosby]

5. lol

only if they can figure out a way to bill insurance for the "exam".

[notadmblnd]

7. I wonder if it could be sold as part of health care reform

and get the pukes to protest with their guns when they travel?

[me b zola]

4. Do they use an ass-map to find their target?

[Mosby]

6. I think they use GPASS.

[Initech]

9. Isnt that usually what happens after all night drinking and the 4:00AM breakfast burrito?

[LeftinOH]

10. Joking aside, the human body is often used as a vessel for smuggling drugs-

it was only a matter of time that the suicide bombers begin 'looking inward' for more creative hiding places.