Hey!!! Norm Dicks sent me a nice letter and an invite to a TOWN HALL!!!!

[cliffordu]

Dear Nogood Sonvabitch:

I would like to invite you to a Town Hall Meeting on Aug. 31st in Port Townsend to discuss Health Care Reform and other national and local matters of concern to you. This session will provide an opportunity for you and your neighbors to express your opinions about issues on our congressional agenda, helping me to represent the views of 6th District residents in the U.S. House of Representatives.

The meeting will be held at Fort Worden State Park in the Commons <http://www.parks.wa.gov/fortworden/conferences/default.aspx?subject=BuildingDescriptions#commons> from 4:00 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. on Monday August 31st.

I hope you will be able to find time in your schedule to attend this forum.

Sincerely,



NORM DICKS
Member of Congress

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I'm thinking all you true blue dems should come on up and have an early nosh, and then go over and push the single payer "option".

RSVP!!!!

(Oregonians are welcome, too as long as they leave the Ducks logowear at home....)

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

1. You Gotta Go!!! Wear a Sports Jersey with Shoulder Pads, an Adult Diaper, and Crocs.

.

Plus some kinda sign like, "Proud FReeper!" and a few misspelled words.

And bring your goat.

:P

[cliffordu]

2. Ah, a complete degenerate after my own heart.....

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

3. This thread is burning up!!!

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..

[cliffordu]

4. Yeah, the nihilism up here in PT is pretty deep - this reflects it

What with the native population of trustafarians.....

And the uberrich contingent of boating Republicans.


Could have a freeper or two, I hope they'll carry guns sos I can ridicule them with stroke pantomimes and fart noises.

[cliffordu]

5. My goat is annoyed with the crickets.

[NYC_SKP]

6. It's just you and me, brother.

And one rec?

lemme see...

:freak:

[cliffordu]

7. And NO ONE has seen

The grantcart.

[grantcart]

8. you must have it taped so we can see the cliffordu on youtube

[grantcart]

10. ok ok I gave it another geez

[cliffordu]

11. And here's one for you, too.

Numbnutz

[NYC_SKP]

13. Don't hurt yourself... But damn, did you notice his brilliant formatting and use of space?

Definitely a two-reccer!

:hide:

[cliffordu]

14. I like the bauhaus-inspired neoliberal use of the unassuming typefaces myself.

[grantcart]

15. I don't have the heart to tell him that the real town hall is scheduled for 1:00

but that they sent him the faux invitation for 4:00 in order to try and avoid some major Cliffordu whupass

[cliffordu]

16. I have minions. I will be apprised.

Did you know I was born on that fort???

[grantcart]

40. yes and we all know about the ashes too

(sad that the memory thing has detereorated so quickly)

Unfortunately for you the minions you think you have will give you as much information as this one



or you could follow your soul mate and listen to your bunions

[cliffordu]

44. Did I really admit that all over the innernets???

What a sad, sad commentary.

Your feet are the ugliest I have ever seen. You need help.

[NYC_SKP]

18. I Googled "cliffordu" + "freerepublic" and got a brazillian hits. Coincidence? I think NOT!!!

:rofl:

Seriously, for other readers (because grantcart is a likely coconspirator), the cliffordu is infamous over there for putting the SNAFU on the Australian BC.

DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND IS PROMOTING OFFICIAL DOCUMENT FRAUD

“ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author’s profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Aug-02-09 07:17 PM
Original message
Calling all DUers with Photoshop! Your country needs you! Updated at 12:55 AM

Regarding the “Kenyan birth certificate” (found here), a fellow DUer made an excellent suggestion:
cliffordu Sun Aug-02-09 03:43 PM
20. We need to create THOUSANDS of them and ship them all over the f###ing place.

bury the f###ers in precise fakes, all just a little different from each other.

I wanna see heads explode. I wanna see people drooling from the breakdowns.”

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2307512/posts?q=1&%3Bpage=51#44

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The DU thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6204481&mesg_id=6205010

[cliffordu]

20. I LOVE that head exploding graphic.....

:rofl:

[cliffordu]

23. I like this one.....

To: GoreNoMore
I REALLY THINK THIS POST HAS THE MOST MERIT

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6205189

Regarding the "Kenyan birth certificate" (found here), a fellow DUer made an excellent suggestion: cliffordu Sun Aug-02-09 03:43 PM 20. We need to create THOUSANDS of them and ship them all over the fucking place.

bury the fuckers in precise fakes, all just a little different from each other.

I wanna see heads explode. I wanna see people drooling from the breakdowns.

Won't you please help? Also, for anyone else (who doesn't have Photoshop) we will need a name for this operation.
@@@@@@@


This is going on because OBAMA is allowing it. Why does it appear that he is using this to keep people from evaluating the real issues. NO MORE LEGISLATION should be passed by CONGRESS until this stuff is cleared up. It really is childish on Obama's part to cause such a division within the country when he could fix it all with being transparent.

[cliffordu]

31. We made AR-15, too....

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=908277

[NYC_SKP]

38. I saw that...

I'm glad SOMEBODY is following my lead...

[deaniac21]

9. Is there a Big Dick over there?

[cliffordu]

12. Nope, just the norm.

about five inches everyone swears is eight.

[Swamp Rat]

17. quack!

:D

http://www.goducks.com

[cliffordu]

19. Sheesh. There's always ONE duck fan lurking SOMEWHERE!!!

( I Lived in Eugene for 10 years.....which explains many things....)

[Swamp Rat]

29. Not really

:P see post #28 :D


... i like ducks...

[NYC_SKP]

22. FFS. I expected ducks...

...going.

Go Ducks. :eyes:

:P

[cliffordu]

24. I likes the ducks, Specially the one that greywarrior has hostage.,

[Swamp Rat]

28. HAHA!

:P I really know nothing about that team or school. I went to LSU........ 'geaux Tigahs!' :D

http://golsutiger.com

[NYC_SKP]

32. I'm dyslexic...

I could swear that read "goslutiger".

Again, expected slut tigers.

Going.

:P

[cliffordu]

33. HA!!!

A DUCK POSER!!!!!

[Contrary1]

21. Strap on a squirt gun and go. n/t

[cliffordu]

25. And, as NYC_SKP suggested, a Depends

I already own some Crocks.

[NYC_SKP]

26. I showed incredible restraint...

in not touching the words in the subject line of the post to which you are replying.

:evilgrin:

[cliffordu]

36. When you see grantcart ask him what kind of adult diaper he prefers.

Sometimes ya gotta go to the experts with these things.

[NYC_SKP]

37. But...

Would he "strap on" a "squirt gun"?

That's a whole 'nother concept.

And ya can't do both, Depends and Crocs will do the trick.

Sometimes less is more.

:P

[cliffordu]

39. We have a really nice state hospital here in Washington/

I'm due for a touch up and a little paint, anyway....

[Hekate]

27. Alright you, I gave you a 4th Rec. But now you have to go and Take Friends with you. Lotsa friends.

Support Kennedy's Health Care Bill!

Hekate

[Swamp Rat]

30. TEDDYCARE

:D I think Odin2005 made that one up. :)

[cliffordu]

35. That's a great one!!!

[cliffordu]

34. I'm going, and I'm taking photos...

Will report on the whole sordid goings on...

[eridani]

41. He is a cosponsor of HR 1200 and HR 676

Please thank him for that.

[cliffordu]

43. I sure will.

[eridani]

46. I'm not in his district, but I sent him a check for $26.76 anyway n/t

[scheming daemons]

42. Best name in all of politics.... Norm Dicks.... better than Abnorm Dicks

[cliffordu]

45. I thought abnorm dicks was Glenn Beck';s real name.

[krispos42]

47. "Nogood Sonvabitch"

:rofl:

[grantcart]

48. So

4:00 - 4:15 Opening remarks

4:15 - 4:30 Norm gives a prepared statement

4:30 - 4:40 Initial question and answers

4:40 Cliffordu starts giving Congress whupass

4:45 Local police called

4:47 First units arrive

4:49 Swat team mobilized

4:53 Swat team arrives

4:58 Initial tasering started

5:03 Taser finishes CPR administered

5:07 Cliffordu taken to police vehicle

5:22 Cliffordu arrives at police station for processing

6:03 Formal charges filed

6:11 Cliffordu calls DU contact

6:14 DU starts fund drive for Cliffodu bail bond.

[cliffordu]

49. Actually, you forgot the pre-tazering...

That should start at about noon at my place.

I thought those things were sex toys for a while there.....Maybe they'll call that female officer to do the tazing...hubba hubba.....