Sanford presser coming up shortly on GEM$NBC

[malaise]

Should be fun.

[blogslut]

1. Another one?

I'll stay tuned

[ConnorMarc]

22. FOXNews Isn't Coverning It

I keep flipping over to see if they are, they aren't.

Their talking about the hurrican and then when I checked moments ago...Swine Flu.

LOL!!!

[Are_grits_groceries]

2. He's just gonna announce a theme song

that he is going to play on his travels:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZOj6wRMM4s

He's also gonna explain some more until you understand.

[malaise]

4. LOL

:rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

3. Maybe he's going to move his soulmate into the govs mansion ala Rudy?

[malaise]

7. Now that would be news

:popcorn: :rofl:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

26. lol! Thanks for getting me to giggle here... boy is he boring!

:rofl:

[malaise]

35. When GEM$NBC cuts you off

You're boring. They wanted a resignation. :evilgrin:

[Are_grits_groceries]

8. Now that will get him tarred and feathered.

There will be a brazillion fundies at the governer's mansion speaking in tongues, snake handling and who knows what.

[Arkana]

5. I bet he's resigning.

[sufrommich]

6. Yep, he's done. nt

[Arkana]

No, he is in fact REJECTING Lt. Gov. Bauer's call to resign.

That's what this is about.

[sufrommich]

12. I didn't know that. I thought I read a quote from him that

he is "at the end of his career".

[Are_grits_groceries]

10. I don't think so.

He's going to apologize and explain some more.

[malaise]

21. You know your governor well

:hi:

Poor fool - selective outrage he screams. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Who else ran off to Argentina and lied to the state?

[Are_grits_groceries]

28. That's my Markie.

He truly lives in his own world, and you must conform to his views.

DeMint has the same political philosophy, but at least he doesn't explain 24/7.:hi:

[Barack_America]

9. The Sanford Show is now on. nt

[malaise]

13. Indeed

:popcorn:

WTF is he doing with traffic moving behind him.

[Jackeens]

11. It appears to be taking place in the middle of a motorway.

:shrug:

[Arkana]

15. Maybe he'll get plowed by a semi a la "Final Destination".

[Barack_America]

20. Or a black SUV?

[Skidmore]

17. This is not a bright man.

[malaise]

19. Unfuggingbelievable

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[Skidmore]

14. I can't decide whose face I'm sicker of seeing--Sanford's or Blago's.

[blogslut]

16. Poor King David Mark Sanford

[peekaloo]

18. Silhouette in Cowardice.

no cable. s'up?

[Are_grits_groceries]

23. Everybody just needs to nod and pretend.

If not, he will explain it everyday. I wish he would put it on itunes so I couldn't download it, but he could listen.

And you wonder why Jenny left him. Would you want to listen to him rationalize everything until the end of time?

[Jackeens]

24. Does he remind you of Sam the Eagle?

Me too.

[alsame]

25. I just tuned in and can't figure out what this is about, he's just

rambling. Non-profits? Confederate flags? WTF?

[goclark]

He must have gotten some heavy Meds while on his "vacation"

to exotic places.

He appears to be stoned each time I see him in front of the cameras.

Maybe he is trying out for a Reality Show.

[liberalhistorian]

41. Maybe his Argentinian slut-er, I mean, love of his life,

is starting a nonprofit for him so he can make and distribute Confederate flags to the "real" Americans????????

[malaise]

46. Good

Then you're just like the governor - he doesn't have a clue either. :rofl:

[blogslut]

27. Ha! MSNBC cut it off, mid-ramble

Dude was babbling.

[livetohike]

29. Is he moaning about finding his soul mate again? n/t

[Barack_America]

30. Damn it! MSNBC cut into "Port Charleston".

I really hate it when they interrupt my stories.

Now how will I ever know if Jenny forgives Mark and whether the evil Lt. Governor gets his way? I'm also really expecting that chick from Argentina to show up and launch a real bombshell.

[malaise]

34. Tune in tomorrow

Like sand through the hourglass he'll be there to continue the days of the Sanford lives - who knows - tomorrow may be the Jenny episode. :popcorn:

[moobu2]

31. Kinda glad he didn't resign

I was thinking he should hang in there I mean hang the SC republicans.

[Jackeens]

32. Well, he certainly cleared everything up in that presser.

:rofl:

[malaise]

36. Getting up off the floor

That was hilarious :rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

37. Pftttt!

Y'all are all just jealous that you don't have a governor who can provide such entertainment.

[malaise]

40. Hahahahahhaahahahaha

I hope that while he's busy entertaining he realizes that Tropical Storm Danny has been moving West and not WNW as predicted, which means South Carolina needs to pay attention. Guess he'll be lucky since it should be a Cat 1 hurricane at worst.

[Are_grits_groceries]

43. I hope somebody tells him that Danny is coming AND

that it is a hurricane. He might think it is an angel with a message from Gawd.

Gak! This also might mean he will be back on teevee. He might talk about the hurricane between some more explaining and apologizing.

[malaise]

45. Let's hope the soulmate's former husband's name

is not Danny. Now that would be hilarious - imagine a staffer telling him that Danny is coming with thunder and fury. :rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

47. Mark would win.

He would explain the poor soul to death.

[malaise]

48. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha - he's not a quitter just an explainer :rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

49. He's an expert at it.

Others just aren't up to speed in the understanding department. I myself have no intention of entering that dimension.

[Are_grits_groceries]

33. It would be easier to eradicate

kudzu from the state than get him to resign. He's no quitter!

[Tansy_Gold]

38. Well of course he's not a quitter!

See, you don't understand what real quitting is.

Like when Sarah Palin didn't quit. Because she quit so she wouldn't quit on the people of Alaska. Alaskans love Alaska and they don't wanta be quit on so that's why Sarah didn't quit when she quit. You betcha!

So now when Mark Sanford isn't quitting, he's not quitting. Because if he quit then he would be a quitter.


Tansy Gold, who would carry this nonsense further but it makes her head hurt

[Are_grits_groceries]

39. You betcha! And for the troops too who

want us to quit making stuff up.

[malaise]

42. Y'all have me cracking up on this thread

:rofl:

[Are_grits_groceries]

44. See what fun we have in SC.

Nobody has a job, but we have entertainment.

[Tansy_Gold]

51. Yeah, well. . . . .

I'm in the land of McCain and Kyl and Brewer and that nutcase woman who told us the earth is 6,000 years old, and if I don't find something to laugh at over the follies and fuck ups in other states I might go crazy.


Tansy Gold, who maybe has already gone crazy and just doesn't know it. . . . .

[Are_grits_groceries]

50. Sanford: Other govs upgraded trips, too

Former Governors Jim Hodges, David Beasley and Carroll Campbell flew first class or business class on foreign trips, including one in which Hodges used a Concorde supersonic jet to return from France, according to records released Wednesday by Gov. Mark Sanford’s office.

LTTE from a constituent regarding this:

I am so glad our highest elected official is reduced to the 3rd grade tactic of "well he did it so I can too". I guess he should be able to speed and run red lights because Andre Bauer did. I guess I can find a South American hoochee because Sanford did (I don't think my wife will go for that though). I am waiting for someone to call him a name so he can reply with "I am rubber and you are glue".

http://www.thestate.com/local/story/917817.html?pageNum=4&&&mi_pluck_action=page_nav#Comments_Container

Personally I think he hasn't gotten to 2nd grade yet.