Neil Boortz was in full sleeze mode today

[greenbriar]

called him teh Hero of Chappaquidick...


I would love to have smacked him in the mouth

[sasquatch]

1. Where's William Tecumseh Sherman when we need him?

We need ol' Uncle Billy to march on Atlanta to seek and destroy Boortz and the Briars that follow him.

[hobbit709]

So when isn't he?

[Milspec]

2. Boortz is an old impotent crazy guy

with dementia, cut the old man some slack, or not.

[Lex]

3. I listened to him once on the radio

about 5 minutes and wondered, who is this idiot? The guy is dumb as a box of hammers.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Never heard of Neil Bortz till now.

After Googling his name I see I haven't missed much.

[Berry Cool]

5. Just remember what Keith Olbermann always says

"You can't spell 'Boortz' without 'Boor.'"

[gratuitous]

6. Dear Neil

Mr. Kennedy will be interred at Arlington National Cemetary, a national shrine. Your corpse should provide great sport for a murder of crows.

[hobbit709]

7. Are you trying to poison crows?

That's tainted meat.