Fellow DU'er, our secret plan to destroy the GOP is

[Fresh_Start]

exceeding beyond expectations. The moles we placed in the offices of the Executive, VP, and AG have sent 5 million pages of 'believed to be lost' embarrassing emails to our agents in the middle east. Very shortly we can expect to see new Iranian cartoons illustrating those emails it will include Bush's lewd proposals to Newt Gingrich and Rudy Guiliani as well as Condi's orgasms over shoe sales.

Congratulations to everyone who helped with this effort to save the land of the free and the home of the brave.

[sandnsea]

1. Bush should call Oprah

a nappy headed ho. The entirety of the Democratic Party would come to his defense and save his Presidency.

[JuniperLea]

2. You're welcome!

Don't forget all the bogus "evidence" we've planted and all the judges we've blackmailed to get subpoenas and investigations and hearings!


Hi Agent Mike!

In your face, ya bastid!


:hi:

[Fresh_Start]

8. shush, we're not supposed to reveal the identities

of our agents.

It was unfortunate that Agent Plame and Agent Wilson and Agent Libby and Agent Novak were revealed.

[JuniperLea]

13. We're still good...

As long as Agent Rove is still doing so much good for... The Cause;)

And they don't have a thing on Agent Gonzales! He'll be back fighting the good fight in no time! Just like Agent DeLay! You can't keep a good agent down!

[BOSSHOG]

3. Newt's Stained Blue Suit Jacket??

[Fresh_Start]

4. Seasons Greetings from OBL posted from the Texas guard unit

Bush hid in during Vietnam

[MrModerate]

5. But Agent R, don't you think we've been a bit *too* successful? . . .

I mean, back in 1999 we all agreed that shoehorning GWB into office would ultimately be the death of the GOP, but I and my colleagues in the field are beginning to wonder whether the payoff is worth the price.

Others have asked me, too.

[Fresh_Start]

6. We never anticipated GOP asslicking Bush this far

if anything I'm more certain that destruction of the entire evil cabal must occur since they have no shame or honor among the entire lot of them.

[BOSSHOG]

7. We are not to discuss 1999

only to party like its 1999

[kevinmc]

9. 10 - 4 ..... General Jeebus ..... Out ..n/t

[Fresh_Start]

10. We've stopped using 10-4, our current signoff is 9-11

We are needlessly to say thrilled at the pretzeldents adopting 9-11 as his personal callsign.

[va4wilderness]

11. "Our secret plan to destroy the GOP" is

working. (he he)

We knew the GOP is full of greedheads and we knew it was only a matter of time before their GREED got a little ahead of them.

Just as planned...

[ProgressiveFool]

12. wait a second

"Condi's orgasms over shoe sales"

Dammit, she was faking it! Don't you know she's on our side?

[Fresh_Start]

14. given her email habits

love letters to Saddam and Kim among other things, its fortunate that we have deniability of her being one of our agents