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So it seems that President Obama finally finished fixing all the shit Bush broke and turned his attention to punishing the people who broke it...he got a jury trial, the jury deliberated for five minutes and found him guilty of violating every law ever written including the law of gravity. They threw him in jail.
On his first day there, he was assigned to the prison laundry. The massive prisoner who runs it interviewed him.
"What's your name?"
'George Walker Bush.'
"What did you do before you got arrested?"
'What? Don't you know who I am?'
"Yes. You're George Walker Bush. I never fucking heard of you before, so tell me who the fuck you are before I kick your ass."
'I'm the greatest president who ever lived!'
"Oh. And Mister Greatest President who Ever Lived, how many years did you get?"
'Thirty-seven.'
"Whatcha do?"
Bush curled his lip. "Nothing. I didn't do a fucking thing.'
"Oh, that's fuckin' bullshit and you know it, asshole. You only get seven years for that."
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