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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:14 AM
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How to get interviewed on a cable news show:
1)Bring a gun to a townhall where the President of the United States will speak.

2)Stand up at a townhall and say something patently stupid to a Congress member of the United States.

3)Have something to say that might actually help the country.

We may have to scrap that last one. Let's face it, there's a lot of loonies that need a lot of air time.
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waiting Donating Member (208 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:16 AM
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1. I don't see any cable news stations knocking down my door
to hear my experiences with the Family or the Fellowship. Maybe I should stand outside of the C Street house and yell about it?
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:18 AM
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4. It would help if you were armed and the President was just across the street.
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waiting Donating Member (208 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:16 AM
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2. I don't see any cable news stations knocking down my door
to hear my experiences with the Family or the Fellowship. Maybe I should stand outside of the C Street house and yell about it?
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joecool65 Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:17 AM
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3. Amen!
Why is the MSM giving these idiots any airtime?
The disrupter at the Arlen Specter meeting from yesterday was on MSNBC. He is on disability and obviously not very bright. Everything he said was more or less right wing radio talking points.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:20 AM
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6. Now we'll have people pipe in here and say that it's good these
people are on TV so we can see what idiots they are. I say I don't need to see shit on TV to know what it smells like.
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:19 AM
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5. You're a blood-drinking lizard person!
Put me on TV!

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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:20 AM
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7. That's a good start.
Now carry a gun and make sure there's video for youtube.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:25 AM
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8. You forgot #4. Make a fake birth certificate for the President and file a lawsuit .
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:26 AM
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9. Damn, I knew I missed something.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:31 AM
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10. Run for Veep on the GOP ticket.



Functional brain not required.






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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 08:54 AM
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11. Now that's old school.
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