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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 12:37 AM
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Actually I am an Albino
Travelling in third world countries you find yourself trying to explain some particular American weird ass activity in a second language you quickly find yourself drowning. It is simply impossible to explain half of the crazy shit that goes on in this country.

So when those fun campers at Jonestown took their kool aid and a lot of sincere hard working Thais were trying to figure out why a bunch of Americans would go down to South America and take their own lives I evaluated my 136 word vocabulary and simply said, "Actually I am Canadian" and I was powerless to provide an explanation to the wonderfully perplexing neighbors to the south.

So to all of my brothers and sisters of color who may be wondering what the hell is going on with all of the crazy ass white people in the US who having maintained pearly white President a record 43 times in a row and now are losing their minds with the birther movement, raising orchestrated mobs to crash town halls so that they can bring political pressure against reform that is in their own economic interest, and accuse this intelligent/educated/polite/gentleman President of being a neofacist/stalinist/socialist dictator, I search my 17,472 word vocabulary in order to explain what is going on and all I have to say is:


Actually I am an Albino (and if you ask a follow up - from British Columbia).

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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 12:45 AM
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1. Unfortunately, our stupids breed freely and our smart folks don't...
Idiocracy in action.
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 12:47 AM
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2. There must be some evolutionary principle at work here.
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oldleftguy Donating Member (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 01:44 AM
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3. That's really white of you...
...sorry, Had to get it out my system
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 02:07 AM
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5. or very "bleached of me" lol
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 01:55 AM
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4. "and if you ask a follow up - from British Columbia"
Fortunately, my Northwest accent is often mistaken for Canadian- and I know a little about hockey...;-)

My experience is that people abroad often don't believe you about what goes on unless they've actually spent a significant amount of time in the states and seen the drek that passes as news. Then they're more likely to get it.
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goclark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 02:07 AM
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6. We sure are wondering why these "Aamarikans" are showing their
true colorlessness.... :crazy:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:29 AM
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7. 9/11 made it OK in a lot of white minds to hate people
Edited on Wed Aug-12-09 10:31 AM by cliffordu
of a different color out loud all over again.


Part of their constant sniveling before that about having to be 'Politically correct", was that the idiots from the extreme edges of the right couldn't be their subnormal drooling selves and tell racist/ misogynistic jokes or diatribes loudly and anyplace they wanted to, they had to make sure they were among their own kind........So they seemed to a degree, more civil and maybe even thinking about stuff like equal rights, human dignity and freedom for everyone.......


The massive influx of easily led middle class white folks into the Nascar Dad/Lee Greenwood/Hyper-patriot Rushbo/Billo/whomever REALLY bloomed during this period.....

So the pustule that is the fear of darker people bloomed unabated.

THen came 9/11 and bingo. It's alright to be racist.

In some ways the election of Barack Obama was backlash to that.

As we knew before the election, the guy with the really ter'ist sounding name who's daddy was a AFRICAN HAS to be terrifying to those subnormal critters who have learned nothing of thinking, but are the full embodiment of the perfect consumer:

They passively wait for their food to come down the trough and into their car, they consume identities from the logos on their clothing and movie characters and video games, and they will spend every day they have on this planet allowing television and radio 'personalities' tell them what they will believe, and as we have seen, what to DO.

They have finally realized that beneath the Lee Greenwood swagger and the Toby Keith tough guy stage presence that they are scared. They are scared that the dark people from the middle east are going to hurt them, they are scared that they will have to stand in line with everyone else, they are scared that the wallmart will close.


The white-dominated world they have bought into their entire lives is coming to a screeching halt at the very moment their personal comfort brought about by American dominance of the financial world is coming down around their ears (oddly enough, by the same corporations that are supplying the identities and 'lifestyle choices' thus far)....

They cannot see the corporate hand squeezing the life out of them. It has been the safe and nurturing hand all their lives, the teat to suckle when lonely or tired or hungry......

If they cannot blame the corporations for the demise in their lifestyle choices, jobs, and security, then it HAS to be someone else.

IT has to be 'the other'.

It has to be the brown people, the illegals, the ter'rists, the liberals, the NAZIS, the Socialists.

As personified by that sobbing infantile twit on the telly the other day, THey "want their country back"


They want to be able to ignore the world they really live in, again. They want the corporations to give them their clean white world where sending a few dollars to a charity would keep the fear and the loathing of the brown people at bay, keep the faces of the dead and dying black people in Africa buried behind the news about a new ipod, the new truuuuck or the newest water park down the road....

They want to preserve a world that is crashing down around them as the 60 year era of White America comes to a close.

The new world order they fear so much will be (IS NOW) fully owned and manipulated by the very corporations that wanted to buy the world a coke a few decades ago.

Instead of 'just do it' they are being told 'Just do THIS' and they are responding.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:37 AM
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9. 9/11 just added "Islamic" to the list of people to hate
Rethugs, white supremacists were already happily hating blacks, jews, gays, etc.

This was a big wake-up call:
Hey! There's a whole new breed of people to hate. Wow, dude, I'm stoked!
:hi:
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 02:31 PM
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17. Thank you for finally explaining these crazy ass white people to me
me an albino from a yet undisclosed race.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:36 AM
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8. actually I think it is explained well
here - http://www.dailyhowler.com/dh080509.shtml

and it's really not about white people

It's also not clear that reform will be in even my economic interest and I am in the bottom quintile. I also am not happy that we might get a piece of crap that does not even include a real public option.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:41 AM
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10. Somerby thinks this dumbassery is at the same level as it was against Gore & Clinton.
Many here would disagree with him on that, though clearly you do agree it's no worse now than it was then.
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:08 AM
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13. that's kinda hard to quantify
they do appear to have cranked the crazy up to 11, but we have seen 8 or 9 before, so I don't think it is unprecedented. Nor do I think it is all about race. I am quite sure that some here are fortunate to be young enough to not remember the 1990s. Whereas a remake from the 1990s is clearly a remake to me.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:18 AM
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14. "they do appear to have cranked the crazy up to 11"... so you *do* think it's worse now?
Which is it?
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:50 AM
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15. I said it is hard to quantify
there's no Richter scale to accurately measure a political earthquake. I don't remember obnoxiousness at town halls from the 1990s, but I didn't have internet then either, or TV, so I only heard what was on the radio. The internet gives us more news than we had in the past. The internet also makes it easier to learn about events like town hall meetings and to mobilize. The economy is in much worse shape now and that probably makes a difference too. This time too, unlike the 1990s, we are fighting back, and that probably intensifies the conflict. It's not exactly the same, but it's not exactly new either. Any more than I am exactly clear.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:54 AM
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11. Well I took a test on Facebook the other day and found out
in the "How Black Are You?" quiz that I am actually 55% black.


So I'm exempt as well


:7

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Beetwasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:03 AM
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12. I'm Not White, I'm Jewish
Edited on Wed Aug-12-09 11:03 AM by Beetwasher
:evilgrin:
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Romulox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:53 AM
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16. I'm not white! I'm from Portugal. nt
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 02:33 PM
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18. (shrug) I'm white. We're not all bad. Just a whole lot of us.
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 02:38 PM
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19. Whoa!
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