OMG! "Obamacare" covers band-aids! You know what that means?

jmondine

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Tue Aug-11-09 11:11 PM
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OMG! "Obamacare" covers band-aids! You know what that means?

Obama wants to force us to get paper cuts! Government bureaucrats will come to our houses and slit us with their looseleaf folders!
This is hugh! I'm series! Its time to descent!

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Ilsa

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Tue Aug-11-09 11:15 PM
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1. LOLOL! I hate it when the govt interferes with my health and safety!

They told me I had to wear seatbelts and that caused me to have an accident!

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jmondine

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Tue Aug-11-09 11:56 PM
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2. Obama wants you to wear your seatbelt? Oh no, now he wants mandatory "crash" panels!

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tavalon

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Wed Aug-12-09 02:03 AM
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3. Descent into madness!

Oh Noes!

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Wed Aug-12-09 03:24 AM
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kimmylavin

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Wed Aug-12-09 03:39 AM
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5. Your concern is noted...

Doesn't make sense in this thread, and isn't really appreciated, but noted...

Welcome to DU.

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uppityperson

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Wed Aug-12-09 03:40 AM
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6. Sure you are. Search is interesting. Esp about astroturf, Obama & KO. For instance...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=102&topic_id=4010653&mesg_id=4011367
"Obamacare looks like a massive payoff to the insurance industry. If Obama were truly progressive, wouldn't he at least consider single payer as an option? He's willing to leave bombing Iran "on the table" but not single payer. WTF?"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6281601&mesg_id=6282427
"The Obama campaign can be described as Astroturf, since President Obama is proving to be far less progressive than candidate Obama."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6282162&mesg_id=6282443
"Is Beck an act?
How can anyone take this guy seriously? And I thought Keith Olbermann was bad."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6282452&mesg_id=6282452
"Barack Obama, the "anti-war candidate" is spying on the anti-war movement. WTF!!!???"

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JustABozoOnThisBus

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Wed Aug-12-09 03:55 AM
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7. Conception can be avoided

by the strategic application of mass quantities of band-aids.

This cuts both ways, however, as the mass application of band-aids can be an extremely effective form of foreplay.

I'm just glad bandaids will be free. There are so many experiments to conduct ...

:hi:

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Lagomorph

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Wed Aug-12-09 04:31 AM
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8. Then there's....

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