First 200 days for the Conservatives.

[pepperbear]

Their first 100 days:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x5563002


Their first 200 days:

1. Alaska Governor suddenly quits to spend more time with her family...uh...to pursue a career manipulating and lobbying behind the scenes...mmm...to write a book...er...to throw her hat in the 2012 ring...hmmm...to talk about death panels...eh...to pen Beat poetry for William Shatner....er....

2. Still crying about citizenship, jump on false birth certificate, rally behind unqualified lawyer...free publicity of the wrong kind for free republic.

3. Accuse Obama of being a racist in the middle of a press conference on health care.

4. Vilify Obama daughter for wearing peace t-shirt...more free publicity of the wrong kind for free republic.

5. not content to teabag for corporate Jesus, instead bust up health care town halls in the name of Saint HMO, get called out for being the shills they are. "liberal media" runs their efforts 24/7.

6. Mark Sanford has AFFAIR TO REMEMBER in Argentina, fails to have "Checkers" moment with press.

7. C Street discovered to be a flop/frat/ho house for Christian political elite. Further investigation turns up secret decoder rings and world domination strategy.

8. C Street Senator pays hush money over illicit love affair.

9. RW Pundits rub their hands in glee as abortion provider is killed.

10. Fear of Obama-zation rampant, still not used to black president. foments into holocaust museum shooting.

11. call Justice Sotomayor racist for being empathetic, resent her for being Latino
woman, almost unilaterally vote against her confirmation.

12. still anti-everything Democratic, no plan other than obstruction.

[Horse with no Name]

1. Does anyone have a "NO" count?

I know that the number is infinite.

[opihimoimoi]

2. These crude and rude assholes say NO to REASON TRUTH and SANITY

instead, they shout and pout like spoiled Bullies 5 years old...