Caption - but be gentle

[lame54]

[XanaDUer]

1. "I need extra-strength Preparation H"

gentle enough?

[Frustratedlady]

2. "Hey, that gunk you put under my eyes works! I really DO have tears!"

Idiot!

[SoCalDem]

3. There's no Santa?? For real??

:)

[unhappycamper]

4. I'm a complete shit-stirring fact-hating racist douchebag. n/t

[Oceansaway]

5. " i want my mommy "....n/t

[Curtland1015]

6. I'm so sorry Pfizer! Please come back to me!

I didn't mean to tell people what I really THOUGHT!

:cry:

[90-percent]

7. jumping in

"Roger Ailes just told me I have to include at least one fact in my next broadcast"

-90% jimmy

[Cirque du So-What]

8. Where is my pony?

I was promised a pony, but I didn't get one!

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

9. No caption, but I wonder what it must be like inside his head. A never ending Tornado, methinks.

I wonder how much he lost in the stock market last year.
This guy needs an intervention of some sort.

[Stevenmarc]

10. One word..... Binky

[Laf.La.Dem.]

11. My first wife???

You said you talked to my first wife about my military service:silly:

[Nyquil Man]

12. "Glenn Beck Wins Local 'Worst Money Shot' Contest"

[jotsy]

13. But I really am better than everybody else.

[lunatica]

14. Self pity is the sincerest emotion.

[Arkana]

15. HOLY FUCK I THINK I JUST SAT ON MY THUMB.

[no_hypocrisy]

16. Thank you, sir! May I have another?!

[cynatnite]

17. I want my woobie back. n/t

[butterfly77]

18. The only thing I can think of is..

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!:cry: :cry: :cry:

[butterfly77]

19. Or maybe..

This turd is hurting my ass,can I please have some prepartion H..

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. I never had a pet dinosaur to ride when I was growing up

Fred Flintstone was so lucky.

[SuperTrouper]

21. You mean there were no WMD's?

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. "And when I was 9, they sent me to Summer Camp and moved!"

[krispos42]

24. Good one!

:rofl:

[varelse]

25. You call that gentle?

ouch!

:rofl:

[krispos42]

23. "Almost.... almost.... alllmossssst...."

*pop*


"Look, I made a diamond!"

[lpbk2713]

26. A matched set.