Jesus Christ Returns

[mebadgett]

Jesus Christ has indeed returned to Earth in order to make clear to everyone the Commandment that His Father gave to Moses on Mount Sinai.

Jesus Christ, speaking to the world, says that the Commandment "Thou Shalt Not Kill" is not open for interpretation.

Jesus Christ says he will travel to Washington, DC and meet with the "money changers"; or, what "We The People" refer to as Democrats and Republicans.

This should be an exciting time in world history.

[NormanYorkstein]

1. they'd send him to Gitmo

Especially if he started whipping money changers in DC - I'd buy a ticket to watch that!

[Bluebear]

2. He would be arrested as a terrorist with that long hair and furn language n/t

[hang a left]

3. Dude...

step back, put down the pipe, and put your hands up!

[DemBones DemBones]

4. Though I agree with the sentiment,

many theologians say that the word used is correctly translated as "murder" rather than "kill." Meaning the state can kill enemies in war and execute criminals, but the killing of innocents is forbidden.

I don't know if they're correct as I never studied any ancient language except Latin. And I personally think all killing is wrong.

[Contrary1]

5. Ah...Good ole Jesus.

Just another over the hill hippie, tree-hugging, peace loving, Liberal.

In other words, as W would say...Anti-American.

[krispos42]

6. Again?

You would have thought he learned from the first time he came back. You know, when the NYPD found some dirty robed guy speaking in a language nobody understands and with self-inficted wounds in his wrists? They shipped him off to Bellvue, where they kept him nicely medicated and well-supplied with crayons until he vanished one day.

:-)

I'm of the belief that if Jesus DID come back to Earth, we'd probably totally miss it and he's leave, disgusted. "Well, Dad, apparently I can't compete with Xbox 360 and some girl named Anna Nicole Smith"...