Satire: Bill makes a great deal two for one

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Today in the news ex-President Bill Clinton secured the release of the two journalist who were sentenced
to 12 years hard labor, Kim Jung Ill pardoned the two journalist after a deal was struck to send Sarah Palin in their place (she went quietly after being told it was a million dollar speech booking)

Kim personally went to meet Sarah at the airport in Pyongyang, state news reported the conversation.

Kim: Welcome Sawrah, how was your trip

Sarah: Fantastic, I could see Russia from way up there, now where is my million dollars??

Kim: Oh hahhahahaha no speech Sarwah , you are new hostage, you get screw by Bill Clinton hahahaha.

Sarah: Dab gumit! doncha know that was gonna happen, so what now Kimmy

Kim: No wahrry Sawah Palin, my real goal is Barbara Bush in a lime green teddie

Sarah: whatever floats your boat, Kimmy

Kim: In the meanwhile we make movies, I really enjoyed you are last one.