Rush Limbaugh, Traitor to Consciousness. . . . Please come CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

The Limp-one is saying: "Reparations???!!! . . . Who the hell do they think they are kidding? . . . They oughta be grateful for slavery. Why 'the dark trade,' as they say, took them outta the jungles and brought them over to this great country, gave them three square meals a day, and let them . . . ahem . . . procreate all they wanted to . . . (as though an aside: 'and they wanted to alot!!!') . . . They got sunshine, open air, no pollution, no traffic. . . . It was like one long summer camp . . . with lots of kids. . . . I'm telling you ladies and gentlemen, . . . they should be getting down on their knees and thanking us for slavery, . . . worshiping the very ground we walk on. . . . Yes sir, slavery was one of history's finest moment. . . . And they have the gall to petition for reparations. . . . Geez! . . . Can you imagine such idiocy, ladies and gentlemen???."

[fascisthunter]

1. my brain is not wider than this

[rurallib]

2. hard to spawn with such a small prawn

and thank gawd he hasn't.
BTW who gets all his money when he dies? Or will he take it with him?

[skip fox]

3. "If my . . . ahem . . . 'equipment' . . . was this much longer,

I'd have almost four inches."

[lunatica]

4. No really! This is 8 inches!

This one wrote itself.

[47of74]

5. Divide the length here by 10....

...and you will have the length of my pecker.

[skip fox]

6. Rush is saying:

"Let's get this straight. . . . 'Ditto' means 'exactly.' . . . That means if you have a thought at any conceivable variance to my own, you're probably either traitorous, insane, or an out-right fool. . . . Tolerance is for suckers and left-wing nuts . . . They're like crazy, . . . chaotic . . . thinking all over the place."

[Sheepshank]

7. Simple Math

1 + 1 = double hockey sticks. Where we are all going when we listen to Birthers.

[Towlie]

8. "Just vote for me and we'll go to Africa and grab some more!"

[jotsy]

9. To channel our inner captain rooooosh, you have to think as defensively....

I have the evidence right here in front of me folks and its as plain as the nose on a dummicrats face.
Since my head runs wider than this space between my fingers it proves I'm not in the least bit narrow minded

[skip fox]

10. Rubarb-Baugh is saying:

"A man like me deserves a little something out of life. Not much, mind you , but a little something. . . . It doesn't have to be big, mind you. In fact it can be very small. . . . I can fit in the palm of hand, in fact, and I wouldn't need another things. . . . Though a glass of water to help wash it down would be nice."

[Kingofalldems]

11. When did he say this?

He's the de facto GOP head, this needs to get out.

[skip fox]

12. Well, we were all stretching the case a bit for comic purposes.

But not by much.

[kentuck]

13. "I said, looky here....if I don't get my oxycontins..."

"It's no telling what I might say or do. I only do this so I can make enough money to fly my own plane and get what I need when I need it. I don't need you silly ditto heads. You serve my purpose. You give me credibility. You are stupid people. But, so long as you continue to support my expensive habits, I will continue to be the truth detector, with one hand tied behind my back..."