imus and his buddies vs. rutgers women - charity b-ball game

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

what do you think? msnbc could televise it. imus has to play all 4 quarters.

[originalpckelly]

1. Is the "b" for beat? Beat ball?

That sounds painful.

[KamaAina]

2. Finally, a game Rutgers could win.

Lest we forget, they LOST. Not only that, they lost in embarrassing fashion to the Evil Empire of women's hoops (yes, as a matter of fact, I did grow up in Conn., not far from where Imus lives, actually). Not since the Jamaican bobsled team was profiled in "Cool Runnings" has so much attention been paid to, well, losers.

Here would be a chance for them to regain a measure of dignity, not to mention revenge, against the following lineup:

the I-man himself, of course
Bernard McJerk
Bo Dietl
Traitor Joe Lieberman
John McCain

Final score: Rutgers 90, Team Imus 39, even with Rutgers pulling all its starters at halftime -- much like the scores UConn used to run up in the Big East every year, before C. Vivian Stringer inexplicably left Iowa to ruin it for us...

edit: Who's the tallest player on Rutgers? I want to see someone dunk on McJerk!

[Democrat 4 Ever]

3. Bad idea. Imus would be in full cardiac arrest from the tip off.

And the rest of his man/boy posse wouldn't be in much better shape. Those girls would beat their ass seven ways to Sunday wouldn't break a sweat.

Let the old man and the giggling backups stew in their own mess and leave the girls alone. I know it is for charity but Imus doesn't need another opportunity to stoke his ego at the expense of Rutgers women's basketball team.