Fweepers in Ecstasy! Oily Taters has discovered Obama's Kenyan birth certificate!!!

[cali]

Ya gotta be amazed by their capacity to endlessly fall for Oily's bullshit. Over and over and over again. My only question is what will they do when Oily is disbarred?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306351/posts

[Ian David]

1. I can't believe they've made a hero out of some Russian Commie Immigrant. n/t

[HughBeaumont]

83. Freepers already HAVE done that with one . . .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

What's one more going to hurt?

[burning rain]

99. Actually, the former USSR is particularly likely.

The formerly Soviet countries generated top-class charlatans and it's utterly fitting that one should appear to fleece America's burgeoning flock of right-wing sheep.

[anigbrowl]

208. Don't be silly, someone who claims to have fled communism is obvious hero candidate material

Right wingers LOVE the idea of exiles from leftist repression. actually, let me rephrase that - all partisans love people who claim to be escapees of whatever entity the partisans are opposed to.

[SpiralHawk]

2. "Hillary has been sitting on the original." - Freeper 'comment'

Bwaaa ha ha ha ha.

[Mrs. Overall]

49. Yes--they have just figured out Hillary's master plan (involves Biden and Pelosi):

To: Fresh Wind
My guess is Hillary Clinton...

If so, then why didn't she drop the bomb during the primaries? Or did she simply not have them until later?

How about this,Hillary had the goods all along but wouldn't release them knowing that she was unelectable anyway.So zero is elected and eventually she gets the sec of state position.When the time is right she drops the shoe knowing that the top three fall,zero,Biden because he had to be in on it,Pelosi because she certified zero was eligible.The next in line would be Sheets,but he is way too old and feeble,clearly not capable to hold office.Next is sec of state,Hillary gladly steps in for the good of the country and to avoid a constitutional crisis.Her fingerprints are nowhere near it and she gets what she wanted all along......

[AllentownJake]

108. She could have just been VP if that was her master plan

:rofl:

[rd_kent]

121. Wow! Not THATS a copnspiracy!

Pretty good! Lots of detail! I like it! NOT!!!

[CJCRANE]

3. It's probably as authentic

as the Fox News map of the Middle East.

[Bosso 63]

26. If I knew Egypt was moving, I would have let them borrow my truck.

[Dr_Willie_Feelgood]

69. Hate to be a stick in the mud but...

NEVER let other people borrow your ride!

[mainer]

35. Is this screen shot for real?!!

[CJCRANE]

97. 'Fraid so...

Faux Egypt illustrates intellectual depth of Fox News
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6197443

Fox News graphics department has shaky grasp of Mideast geography
http://mediamatters.org/blog/200907270040

[LeftishBrit]

120. OMG, that one is priceless!

[L. Coyote]

221. This one gets the Moran Network Award for outstanding graphic.

There are just plain ordinary Moran people, and then there's the Moran Networks.

[Drunken Irishman]

4. Someone tried to inject some sanity there, but it fell on deaf ears.

Kenya didn't become a Republic until December, 1964. Yet this document -- which was released in February of 1964 -- says Office of The Principal Registrar, Coast Province, Republic of Kenya. That's not possible.

It'd be like a document from Hawaii in 1958 saying THE STATE OF HAWAII. It couldn't be true because Hawaii was not a state back then.

It's a goddamn forgery.

[cali]

6. of course sanity is scorned there. They're fucking insane.

[tomm2thumbs]

10. could you point us to the December 64 date link? found December 63 so looking for yours -thnx!

[CJCRANE]

16. It doesn't matter either way.

My hunch is that Kenyan bureaucrats still use typewriters (and probably the same forms that they used in the 60s) so this certificate could literally have been typed out yesterday.

[tomm2thumbs]

17. it would help if the paper has republic printed on it when it wasn't a republic - only reason I ask

that sort of thing would blatantly trump it

[datasuspect]

32. it doesn't matter because obama was born in hawaii

the fundamental argument is batshit rw extremist insanity.

there is NOTHING to trump. attempts to place it into a legitimate framework would be idiocy at best.

just let them froth at the mouth and dismiss them immediately.

bottom line: there's nothing to prove.

[WeDidIt]

41. Somebody got a copy of a Republic of Kenya birth certificate

then they shopped it.

[csziggy]

Although it is irrelevant, here is the date of Kenya's independence

"On Dec. 12, 1963, Kenya achieved full independence. Jomo Kenyatta, a nationalist leader during the fight to win independence who had been jailed by the British, was its first president." http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0107678.html?pageno=2

Here may the explanation of the discrepancy between 63 as independence and 64 for the forming of the Republic of Kenya: "Despite British hopes of handing power to more "moderate" African rivals, it was the Kenya African National Union (KANU) of Jomo Kenyatta, a member of the large Kĩkũyũ tribe and former prisoner under the emergency, which formed a government shortly before Kenya became independent on December 12, 1963. A year later, Kenyatta became Kenya's first president on the establishment of a republic." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Kenya#Independent_Kenya

[Drunken Irishman]

187. Right. They weren't a Republic the day after their independence.

It happened a year later. Look at the side of the Kenya article.

[NutmegYankee]

55. Independence in Dec 63, Created the republic in Dec 64.

There was still a transition Gov for most of 1964.

[yodoobo]

155. CIA fact book shows it as 1963

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ke.html

I have no idea what is accurate though.

It doesn't matter, you can tell its a fake though.

[Drunken Irishman]

184. They gained their independence in 63...

But didn't become a Republic until a year later.

From wiki (I know, I know!)

Independence from the United Kingdom
- Date December 12, 1963
- Republic declared December 12, 1964

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya

[tomm2thumbs]

205. Thanks again. /nt

[Drunken Irishman]

186. I posted in reply, but just in case you missed it...

Kenya gained its independence in 1963 and a year later to the date became a Republic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenya

[tomm2thumbs]

204. Thanks for that - figured you knew!

Always checking things out to be sure.

[boobooday]

20. They have almost 700 posts about it there

Do you think anyone has figured it out?

:rofl:

[pipi_k]

66. Or the Roman coin that's dated "44 BC"

duhhhhhhhhhhhh

:7

[niceypoo]

104. The document they show has the year 1964 on it

As the year of birth.

Gawd these people are morons

[ecstatic]

110. I also don't think some of the font types used in that document were around

back then. I could be wrong, of course.

[usregimechange]

143. Not to mention it lacks his last name.

[bluestateguy]

5. Spendid! This way, no over here, right there, right down that blind alley over there!

Meanwhile, we keep up the work on health care.

[last_texas_dem]

7. It's a copy!!

A few of the FReeps have noted that it's "from" 1964 rather than 1961 and thus not an original. Why is a "copy" suddenly acceptable to so many of them now?! Idiots...

[Adsos Letter]

8. President Obama was born in 1961?

Damn...every so often I get blindsided by how old I am. :(

[Renew Deal]

11. You're so old...

they didn't have a history class in school. :D

[Adsos Letter]

13. AAAGGGHHHHH!!!

...it's true... :cry:

[slampoet]

47. Don't be throwin down "yo old ass" snaps in DU.

That stuffs so old school its got Moses in its yearbook.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

209. In Sunday School, they were still putting the final edits on the New Testament

I'm actually older than the POTUS, and if I didn't like him so much, I'd be really pissed about it.

[trumad]

25. You're so old you sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

[Ikonoklast]

58. You're three years older than

God's Uncle Fred.

[kestrel91316]

123. Yep. First president that I am OLDER than. Sob.

[Hepburn]

194. Same here...

...:cry:

[progressoid]

213. Almost for me.

Just missed it by two years.

However, I do feel a little bit of an underachiever when I see what someone his (& my) age has done.

[KharmaTrain]

21. Here's How Stooopid They Are...

I didn't bother to get the malware...err...the gif or whatever...but Kenya wasn't a Republic in 1961. They didn't become independent until 1963. So this certificate is the "original" from 1961? Yeah ok.

Freeper "logic"...if they couldn't harness it, they could build that bridge back to the 1950's...cross it...burn it...and do the rest of us and the world a big favor

:rofl:

[slackmaster]

29. Document has a February 1964 date

And Kenya still wasn't a Republic at that time.

[Renew Deal]

9. That's a copy. I want to see Obama's ORIGINAL Kenyan birth certificate!

OMG!!! OMG!!! :rofl:

[kestrel91316]

127. Hell, I don't want a PHOTOGRAPH - I am gonna have to insist on the

ORIGINAL document (fakeable "certified copy won't do), in person (no photos allowed, freepers!). Plus a Kenyan official to swear that it is the original.

[tomm2thumbs]

206. I am sure they are making that video as we speak /nt

[KharmaTrain]

12. Even Better...These Douchenozzles Are Getting Malware!!!

:rofl:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306351/replies?c=9

To: rxsid
Here’s what I got:

Warning - visiting this web site may harm your computer! - the page you are about to visit may be a web forgery!
You can learn more about malware and how to protect yourself at StopBadware.org. This page is very likely to have been designed to trick users into sharing personal or financial information. Entering any personal information on this page may result in identity theft or other fraud.

You can read more about phishing here antiphishing.org.

Or you can continue to http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/blog1/ at your own risk.

You can also turn off safe browsing warnings by going to Google Desktop preferences.

Would you like to help make the web safer by always sending information to Google about sites with suspicious links?

Advisory provided by



9 posted on 08/02/2009 1:48:18 AM PDT by Kevmo (So America gets what America deserves - the destruction of its Constitution. ~Leo Donofrio, 6/1/09)

Fools! :rofl: :rofl:

I sure hope they keep clicking...looks like these desperate suckers just keep getting sucked in deeper.

So Freepers...don't worry about those warnings...those are surely being done by Obama and a worldwide conspiracy...so keep downloading those pics, make sure you do it on every computer you use and email them all your friends!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

[DainBramaged]

24. These asswipes probably don't understand anti-virus

they think, 'Vicks".



:eyes:

[datasuspect]

33. aunty virus are a librul conspiracy funded by movein.org!!!11111

[Iggo]

89. You fools!

Obama OBVIOUSLY put the malware there to discourage the freeps from finding out the true truth.

And Biden had to be in on it, and Pelosi, too, and Sheets is really old...

[Hawkeye-X]

153. Went there - was running Linux btw, nothing came out

But... there's a motion Keyes vs. Obama on this forgery.

*eyes*

[Iggo]

165. O please tell me Keyes is not...

...submitting fraudulent documents to the court.

It's all fun and games until someone pisses off the judge.

[tomm2thumbs]

14. the signals are getting stronger now

it must be the mothership coming

[cherish44]

57. That picture is classic!

:rofl:

[Maru Kitteh]

162. I feel that cat's pain every time I see that photo. His face says it all.

"For the love of God, get me away from this guy, or shoot me, please!"

[CJCRANE]

15. This certificate was probably typed out last week.

That's why it says "Republic of Kenya". In 1961 Kenya was a British colony.

[EFerrari]

18. LOL

I love the freakers. They're like creepy little pets that don't get to come in the house.

lol

[Vinca]

19. Probably Barack Sr.'s birth certificate doctored up.

[WeDidIt]

42. Defnitely NOT Barack Sr.'s

Somebody else's, though, and definitely shopped.

IT's obvious if you look at the scribd copy and magnify it.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/18018714/03118509265

[blondeatlast]

53. The deep creases are painfully obvious; and how could that relatively clean paper have been folded

that way?

The folds are a dead giveaway that it is fake.

[DainBramaged]

23. Let them continue to stare down the rabbit hole

NONE of them are smart enough to remember or want to research history or geography, they only know what is immediately in front of them like my kitten, 'oooh look a shiny'.

[datasuspect]

34. and probably bought on ebay

jeez, i need to figure out a way to make their idiocy a revenue stream for myself!

[pipi_k]

45. hahahahah I just had a thought....

Someone ought to make like 50 copies of the birth certificate, all showing different dates of birth and different mothers. All in Kenya...


watch their little rotten apple heads explode....


:rofl:

[Number23]

22. Orly's decided she wants a real estate licence to go with her dentist degree.

And thanks to the hundreds of dumb as mildew Freepers who keep visiting her site and inadvertently downloading all of the malware on it, she'll be able to do that with using their credit card info!

"Dr." Oily Taters, certified realtor, says: Thanks, Freepers! :hi:

[Mrs. Overall]

61. They are concerned because Oily is $8,000 in debt now--

Dr. Orly is the ONLY one out there in the trenches EVERY day hitting Obama on multiple fronts and trying to bring him down. It is reported that she is more than $8,000 in debt from using her own funds for expenses in her flights across the U.S for interviews, speeches, serving papers and meeting with officials!

Dr. Orly’s official website:
http://www.orlytaitzesq.com/


Oh my God--do you think they are donating money to her? She's running the perfect scam!

[Number23]

196. Props to Mrs. Overall for her dedication and repeated reportings back from Freak-ville!

I can tell you are LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!! :rofl:

[mainer]

27. Good job, DU! Our fake birth certificate trick has snookered them all!

And they're getting malware to boot!

[tomm2thumbs]

207. heh heh heh love it /nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

211. Apparently, Project X.3 is proceeding according to plan.

From: Project X Central Coordination
To: (REDACTED)

We can't say much about Project X.4 at this point, but we can say that we are actively looking for sources for crab lice eggs.

* * * * * DESTROY THIS COMMUNIQUE AFTER READING PER PROCEDURE 2.24.826(c) * * * * *

[slackmaster]

28. Kenya did not become the Republic of Kenya until December 1964

In February 1964 it was called the Dominion of Kenya.

K&U

:kick:

[KharmaTrain]

30. This Is Amusing To Watch...

The desperation and frustration of these people to find something/anything is going from absurd to sublime mode. It's like end-of-timers now...the more they try to "show us", the bigger dupes they become.

:rofl:

[yodoobo]

154. CIA fact book shows it as 1963

I'm looking at the CIA fact book and it shows Kenya being established on December 12th, 1963


Its clearly a fake, but I think they got that part right.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ke.html

[Drunken Irishman]

191. Nope.

It gained its independence in 1963, but didn't become a Republic until a year later.

[progressivebydesign]

176. damn.. I HATE when facts get in the way of idiocy! Good point! n/t

[WeDidIt]

31. IS this the one the idiot was trying to sell on eBay?

eBay determined he was running a scam.

[Mrs. Overall]

36. Whatever site they are going to, it's infecting their computers and causing them to crash--

and they say Obama himself has done something to the site to prevent them from accessing it!

[madrchsod]

37. another epic failure of the birthers

in the next few days the nitwits at freeper-land will wonder why their will be slowing down to crawl....hey nitwits-your computer is being data mined.

[PCIntern]

38. "It's got the word 'dog' crossed out and

the word 'cat' written in in crayon!"

Monty Python's F.C.

[Mrs. Overall]

39. PROOF--the document has the same fold marks as other birth certificates11!!!11!

To: pnut22
When my daughter’s original birth certificate was sent from San Bernardino County, CA, it was folded to fit in an envelope and has the same fold marks.

[Ahpook]

185. Ahhhhh shit

My eyes are full of water and me belly is aching from laughing :)

These fucks are nuts

[lolly]

214. Well, can't ask for better proof than that!

San Bernadino, Kenya . . . what's the diff?

Odd, though, that San B. would send off an "original birth certificate" to somebody instead of a certified copy, like every other city in the world . . .

[WeDidIt]

40. Wow, look at the scribd copy of it

http://www.scribd.com/doc/18018714/03118509265

You can magnify it.

Every bot if the typing on it was photoshopped. You can tell without even pulling it into any software.

It's most obvious in the field that says "Signature of Registar" but has a typed in names.

This is really a poor example of photshopping.

[Turborama]

80. "Thank you for reporting this document. It has been flagged as Hateful or offensive."

n/t

[iris27]

118. +1 n/t

[chatnoir]

84. Oy, they insist in their idiocy

the_cRoW2009 16 minutes ago

I beg to differ. The bottom part is dated Feb. 17th 1964. Kenya would have been a Republic at that time according to the CIA World Fact Book.

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-wo...

Constitution:
12 December 1963; amended as a republic 1964; reissued with amendments 1979, 1982, 1986, 1988, 1991, 1992, 1997, 2001; note - a new draft constitution was defeated by popular referendum in 2005

------------------------

aruananRD 21 minutes ago

I'm trying to track this down using pre-internet sources through Lexis-Nexis, but online virtually all the sites referring to a distinction between "Dominion of Kenya" and "Republic of Kenya" have been coin, flag, and Wiki sites, and most of these are duplications of a fairly small number.

---------------------------

acerbic1 about 1 hour ago

Poor birfoons: the name was changed from "Dominion of Kenya" to "Republic of Kenya" 12 December 1964.

---------------------------

beaucphus about 1 hour ago

"1 st June 1963 saw Kenya achieved its independence and to date, the day is national holiday marked to celebrate Madaraka (independence). By 12 th December 1963, Kenya became an independent nation. In 1964 it would become a republic."

Wrong, ACERBIC.

-------------------------

acerbic1 about 2 hours ago

Poor birther kooks with their obsessive-moronic forgery attempts. In February 1964 the official name of the country was "Dominion of Kenya". "Republic of Kenya" came only later.

[tabatha]

168. Yep, it is obvious to anybody who looks at it with unbiased eyes.

There is noise around all of the text in neighboring areas that should be the document.
But, the rest of the non-text document is not noisy.
It is so obviously a fake.
Someone is being taken for a huge, embarrassing ride.

[Joanne98]

43. Birtherism is becoming an industry. The Nigerians will be selling it any day now.

[Ilsa]

64. Let's hope the freeps keep sending all their disposable income to

the entrepreneurs in Kenya and Nigeria for this laughable crap.

[Mrs. Overall]

44. Now, they're blaming "the potheads on DU" for fooling them with a photoshop--

To: mad_as_he$$
I think arguing over documents the pot heads at DU made in photoshop is a waste of bandwidth and energy . Energy that could be spent trying to stop Obama care and other real problems.Meanwhile these arguments lower the reputation of FR and give the DU potheads a real laugh. Stop being so naive .

[pipi_k]

46. bwahahah OMG I'm gonna pee myself...

they're so stupid they got fooled by a bunch of POTHEADS????


:rofl:

[Hepburn]

195. Latte spew....

...:rofl:

[WeDidIt]

52. It's not even a GOOD photoshop

It's almost like somebody wanted it to be blatantly OBVIOUS it's a photoshop.

[blondeatlast]

56. Poor fools--but we get to enjoy their pouty little hissies even if we didn't do it.

Or did we? :evilgrin:

[Contrary1]

113. "...these arguments lower the reputation of FR" !!1!!1!!

How low can they go? It's a Right Wing limbo party.

[anonymous171]

132. "Lower the reputation of FR." Can it go any lower?

[Lifelong Protester]

140. ROFLMAO, did I sign on to be a 'pothead' when I joined DU?

Just asking, I am a public school teacher, don't want to be fired for 'moral turpitude' for hanging out here!!:sarcasm:

:rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Ilsa]

212. Yeah, all the doctors, nurses, lawyers, paramedics, firefighters, on DU etc are potheads! nt

[Ahpook]

192. "lower the reputation of FR"

Can it actually go any lower?

Keep it coming you fucking freaks :)

[sufrommich]

48. “You an get any thing you want at Alice’s Resteraunt!”

“You an get any thing you want at Alice’s Resteraunt!”



1,148 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 10:24:07 AM by Texas Fossil (The last time I looked, this is still Texas where I live.)
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God, they're such morons.

[cherish44]

50. It is wrong to laugh at stupid people?

Whoever dreamed up this little gem is my new hero.

[FSogol]

51. +1 n/t

[blondeatlast]

60. Not when the stupid people are trying to stage a coup, albeit a utterly dimwitted one

with a very public idjit media whore with a mail order law degree.

This is better than a Carl Hiaasen novel, I swear.

[myrna minx]

92. Come on now, she attended Hollywood Upstairs College for Lawyering Stuff and Accordion Repair.

Give her the gravitas she is due. :D

[blondeatlast]

124. As well as the Crest College of Dental Knowledge--she grjjed in the same class as my 12 yo son! nt

[Raschel]

96. It's like a Mel Brooks movie. The KKK with their hoods off reveals

a bunch of dufus cowards who trip over each other and stare into the sun. :rofl:

[sarge43]

126. "You know ..... morons." n/t

[Mrs. Overall]

54. Careful--all you naysayers are going to be deported to "Duufus Land"--

To: Salamander
Congratulations for an Excellent Job and GOD BLESS YOU and AMERICA! and may the naysayers be deported to KENYA and Duufus Land.

[blondeatlast]

63. Now which clever DUer gave them that gem?

:rofl:

[Mrs. Overall]

67. I just love when words like "doofus" aren't spelled correctly.

A lovely sort of poetic justice.

[MineralMan]

59. Someone needs to make a website...

www.createobamabirthcertificate.com

Complete with a form to fill out that generates an official-looking birth certificate from any of a number of states or countries.

Plu links to pages on aging documents.

[blondeatlast]

62. This birther thing reads like a Carl Hiaasen novel only this time the female heroin

is the sick, attention starved mail-order lawyer who wants to stage a coup--even Hiaasen couldn't come up with that.

[MineralMan]

65. FLASH! New Obama Birth Certificate Found!

I'm series! This will be hugh! See it for yourself!!!11!!!

http://www.osomin.com/certificate.pdf

[pipi_k]

68. 29 inches????

hahahaha!!!

That's like a friggen 12 month old


A very SKINNY 12 month old....

:7

[MineralMan]

70. Obama is remarkable in every way!

Are you questioning the authenticity of this birth certificate? Did you not notice that it's a .pdf file. If that isn't proof of authenticity, I don't know what is. :bounce:

[pipi_k]

128. I do, indeed

question the authenticity, and I challenge you to a duel, sir...


fresh afterbirths at ten paces...placentas optional...




:+

[Mrs. Overall]

71. Oh my! "This thing will likely go through more tests than the Shroud of Turin."

Really?

To: luvEastTenn
Orly needs to have it authenticated by more than one forensic document examiner...
Absolutely, she does. In fact, that will be demanded of all parties involved. This thing will likely go through more tests than the Shroud of Turin.

[MineralMan]

73. The only problem is that O RLY Taitz doesn't actually have

the supposed BC. Just a scan of it. Her Nigerian contact is going to send the actual AUTHENTIC original to her as soon as her check for $12,348.61 arrives in Nigeria.

[Milspec]

94. I wonder if Orly's on line law school

included some study of this http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/rules.htm

(3) Foreign public documents. A document purporting to be executed or attested in an official capacity by a person authorized by the laws of a foreign country to make the execution or attestation, and accompanied by a final certification as to the genuineness of the signature and official position (A) of the executing or attesting person, or (B) of any foreign official whose certificate of genuineness of signature and official position relates to the execution or attestation or is in a chain of certificates of genuineness of signature and official position relating to the execution or attestation. A final certification may be made by a secretary of an embassy or legation, consul general, consul, vice consul, or consular agent of the United States, or a diplomatic or consular official of the foreign country assigned or accredited to the United States. If reasonable opportunity has been given to all parties to investigate the authenticity and accuracy of official documents, the court may, for good cause shown, order that they be treated as presumptively authentic without final certification or permit them to be evidenced by an attested summary with or without final certification.

And a big Thank You to "Highlands" over at Politijab.com for posting this.

[blondeatlast]

134. Are you kidding? They lower tuition by not having a WestLaw subscription. since they don't use the

Socratic/case law method (perfectly fine for every legit law school since time immemorial), they don't need it.

[sufrommich]

72. Good God: "I've heard others suggest that she was a communist sex operative."

To: Houghton M.
It’s possible that she left for Kenya not intending to give birth there but merely for the exotic, seeing the country ..
Speculation for sure..
—
Was supposed to be in third trimester. If it was me — No way would I want to be in hot dusty dirty Kenya.. Could it be that she wasn't that far along when she traveled, that maybe something happened that brought on early labor..
I've heard others suggest that she was a communist sex operative. Maybe she was over there doing her thing..


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These people are truly deranged. By others I imagine he is referencing the small talk at his local Klan Chapter meeting.

[blondeatlast]

76. "I've heard others say..." The equivalent of God himself's validation to

drooly, worshipful, pasty faced, fat Freeps.

[MineralMan]

78. Along with 'Someone forwarded this to me in an email...'

[CJCRANE]

100. I thought he was talking about Orly Taitz! nt

[krispos42]

74. It's about as real as the Niger yellowcake memo.

And the 100mpg carburator.

[MineralMan]

77. Careful, there....you almost used the 'N' word...

Besides, I like yellow cake...it's a real American treat.

[MineralMan]

75. Buncha freepers calling for 'Polarik' to examine this

thing. I guess they haven't noticed that he has been absent from freeperland since he was outed as a fraud. Oopsie.

[Mrs. Overall]

79. Now they are doing detective work to find out who "cali" is--

To: bushpilot1; cali
We have a cali

http://www.freerepublic.com/~cali/index?U=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freerepublic.com%2Ffocus%2Fnews%2F2306351%2Fposts%3Fpage%3D1235

Since Apr 14, 2005
http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/by:cali/index?tab=comments;brevity=full;options=no-change

4 posts on 1 thread..Not suggesting anything. Only looking for info.

[blondeatlast]

81. Sounds as though they really think we are mind-boinking them. It just gets better and better!

I have a paper due but will be tuning in to this thread periodically for the comedy relief! :rofl:

[Odin2005]

138. They are going after our Cali right now? God a bunch of evil fricks...

Have they no sense of decency? :puke:

[cali]

200. LOL! yeah, damnit. Don't the fuckers know that going after Cali is

a DUer job?

:rofl:

[Odin2005]

215. Good point, LOL!

:rofl: :hi:

[Mrs. Overall]

82. OMFG! McCain will be installed as Pres. and Palin will be VP--that's why she resigned--

To: NoGrayZone
Oh the implications are huge. It can't be Hillary appointed because there's no guarantee she would have won. If anything, it would be McCain since votes were cast for him. Hey! Maybe that's why Sarah resigned! She knew she'd be VP anyway!

[Saphire]

91. But wait, there's more. McCain is not "natrual born" either, so that makes

SARAH PRESIDENT!!!!!

[Iggo]

101. NoGrayZone? Try No Gray Matter (n/t)

[K8-EEE]

117. Oh GAWWWWD!!!

What a bunch of 'morans,' lol....

This thread is hilarious!

[K8-EEE]

119. I hope these idiots max out on Orly's paypal

Then it will be even harder for the RNC to squeeze any $$ from them! :)

[Odin2005]

139. HAHAHAHAHA!!! What idiots!!!

:rofl:

[booley]

85. watched the video on that page

It may seem a tangent but I think it dove tails with the birther's cause perfectly.

Basically if you need to be reminded why many think conservatism and racism go hand in hand, watch it.

From the video: "we founded a country on similarities, not diversities. ..."

Uhh ... E Pluribus Unum ?

[LaydeeBug]

86. I think there's a lot of money to be made off of them

selling Enron stock.

[NoodleyAppendage]

87. Never underestimate RACISTS' abilities to find pseudo-acceptable ways to express their hatred. n/t

J

[graywarrior]

88. Apparently someone convinced these people that masturbation is a sin so they're all

jacking off over this birth certificate thing. Please don't let any of these lunatics be in charge of anything like air traffic control or performing surgeries.

[tj2001]

90. Where's the PROOF that she wasn't a KGB agent?

[sufrommich]

93. And now World Nut Daily jumps in:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306503/posts#comment

Therefore,it must be real!!!!!

[Garbo 2004]

159. The same WND that in 2008 investigated Obama's Hawaiian birth cert and said it was authenic? nt

[mzteris]

95. don't they know how to google?

A cursory look at history will show definitively that this is a forgery.

I guess they never let facts stand in the way of their delusions, though, huh?

[cliffordu]

98. So: Who is this Oily Taint, anyway???

[Milspec]

102. OMG you have to hear her live now.

http://www.kgoam810.com/listenlive.asp

[blondeatlast]

103. "In other words, why don't we put only people who agree with you?" Her response: "Okay." OMG. nt

Then the host debates with her--and now, she's hung up on him (He just came back with Patsy Cline's "Crazy."

:rofl:

[janx]

107. I wish I had a recording of that!

:rofl:

[janx]

106. WOW!

Crazy! Ranting and raving! :crazy:

[Mrs. Overall]

105. To: penelopesire--We’ve checked DU—they just think that Orly is taking everybody for a ride.

To: penelopesire
We’ve checked DU—they just think that Orly is taking everybody for a ride.
1,680 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 9:33:45 AM by Scanian

[Gothmog]

109. There is a petition pending to disbar Taitz

The lady is truly an idiot http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6185426

[ThoughtCriminal]

111. We didn't have on-line law schools when I was young

To get a degree with that sort of prestige, one would have to write to the address on a matchbook cover.

[blondeatlast]

112. I'm a paralegal and have been looking into the school (NOT to attend).

They disregard the Socratic method (case law) which has been good enough for every other lawyer since time immemorial.

[janx]

114. kick

[dorkulon]

115. Just imagine their reaction if this was purportedly a photo of the "long-form" HI BC

"obvious fakery", etc.

The bias is strong with these ones.

[K8-EEE]

116. hahaha, they are discussing whether Biden or Pelosi will be President tomorrow AND

"is Alan Keyes now the Senator of IL?"

:rofl:

Too much!!!

[Mrs. Overall]

122. "In that case, DU is probably chamfing at the bit to see the original documentation and make asses

of the Birthers once and for all."

2,018 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 10:56:07 AM by Mr Ramsbotham ("Baldrick, to you the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn't it?")


CHAMFING at the bit??

[blondeatlast]

130. Why should DU break a sweat when they do such a fine, fine hob of making asses

of themselves without our help?

Dis I hear someone say something about Porta-Potties?

[kestrel91316]

133. By gosh, you've discovered a NEW FREEPERISM! "Chamfing". Oy.

[K8-EEE]

125. "Orly is going to London to verify the BC!"

"Orly is going to London to look at the Colonial records because when Obama was born, Kenya was still a part of the British Empire. There is no need to go to Kenya. She is verifying the original entry of his birth in 1961, not the copy of 1964. Does that make any sense?"

Hahahaha. I'm sure the Freeps are all throwing their grocery money at Orly's paypal to finance her super-important London trip.

[janx]

129. Posts 742 and 846--

Are these posts referencing the same birth certificate that was first referenced on that thread?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306351/replies?c=702

" As to its authenticity, I have some problems. It does not look like the kind of document I would expect the British Colonials to have come up with. Why are "Where and when born" combined into a single box, yet "Time of birth" is separate in its own box? What's with the "No" under the word "Columns"? Why an "attending physician" and "Signature of Physician" that look like completely different words?

If I were designing this form, I would have a place for the person who filled it in to sign it.

Finally, the security watermarking on the paper seems to be in German or perhaps Dutch... Yet this is a British Colony. Something's not kosher. I can make out what seems to be "...KERHIET GOED DUT DIT ZALNUT VERANDIRES DIT IST GEEN GELDIG DOCUMENT VAN DE OVELHEID. DIT IS POLITIEKI COMMINTAAR HU IS VOURZITTER VOOR MINSTEN DREI EN EEN HALT VAN . . ." Could be South African Afrikaans?

Any body with better eyes than me?
846 posted on 08/02/2009 6:03:35 AM PDT by Swordmaker (remember, the proper pronunciation of IE is "AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!) "

[tabatha]

135. Looks like a mix of Dutch and Afrikaans

DIT IST GEEN GELDIG DOCUMENT

DIT - IT
IST - IS
GEEN - NOT
GELDIG - VALID
DOCUMENT - I don't know why this is in English

I wonder if the person who put this together is dropping a hint that it is a fraud.

On edit:

If you zoom closely into that document, you can see that it has also been p'shopped - the British arms insignia has also been p'shopped. Why choose this background? Surely Kenya would not have used a background written in Dutch?

Is it because the original images were on another document of the same color, so they needed this background on which to paste the text?

[janx]

137. Right--but are these pics that the freeps posted

from the "certificate" that is the subject of the discussion over there? I'm having trouble keeping track of the comments and replies...that is one mammoth thread! :rofl:

[blondeatlast]

141. Freeps wouldn't be fooled by such things, silly. Wait--

oh yes they would.

[janx]

142. ...

:rofl:

:hi:

[WeDidIt]

150. Different document

This is the new one:

[janx]

156. Ah, thank you. I suspected there might be.

Was it at all like this one?

[WeDidIt]

160. Nope

IT was more obviously forged.

This one is subtle, but it's obvious the forger meant it as a joke.

[BR_Parkway]

218. Of course, that it says Mother from US is overlooked by these idiots

even if this forgery were the "real" one, it still shows him to be a citizen.

So how can I make money selling fake shit to these idiots and not get locked up for fraud?

[tabatha]

197. More on the translation

DIT IS GEEN GELDIG DOCUMENT VAN DE OVERHEID. DIT IS POLITIEKE COMMENTAAR HIL IS VOORZITTER VOOR MINSTENS DRIE EN LEN HALF VAN MEER JAREN KEUR HIT GOED, DIT ZAL NIET VERANDEREN

This is not a valid document of the government. This is a political comment HU is president for at least three and a half more years, if all goes well. This will not change.


WOW - that certificate is an obvious fake and a joke on the believers.

[Joanne98]

131. There's a birthtard twitter..........

http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23birthtards+

Looks like someone just started it.....



Realtime results for #birthtards
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SunshineEmpire: National Review in putting down #birthtards says "one in three Democrats who believe that 9/11 was an inside job" with no evidence at all.
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[Mrs. Overall]

136. "To: Faith--Great stuff thanks so much, my two favorite females are Sarah and Orly."

To: Faith
Great stuff thanks so much, my two favorite females are Sarah and Orly.
2,038 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:00:45 AM by rodguy911 (HOME OF THE FREE BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE--GO SARAHCUDA !!)


rodguy is really, really dumb...

Palin/Taitz 2012!!!1111!!!!1!1

[WeDidIt]

144. Certificate number 47,044

Barack Obama was 47 years old when he was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States

[Mrs. Overall]

146. Yes, and the "0" is for Obama.

[WeDidIt]

148. And Oily Titz says she received it from an anonymous person

who doesn't want their name revealed because they arereceiving death threats.

She's been taken for a ride.

[K8-EEE]

163. THAT PROOFS IT THEN! THIS IS HUGH AND IM SERIES!!!!!111 nt

[LynneSin]

167. OMG +1

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

170. here's a close-up of 47O44

hahaha, someone is playing a trick on that idiot Orly. She'll believe anything given to her just so she can stay in the limelight.

BTW check out that zero - it's too round to be a "0" it's an "O"

[Fearless]

145. When I click on her site Firefox AdBlock Plus blocks it as a "reported attack site"

LOL.

What is the current listing status for www.orlytaitzesq.com/blog1?

Site is listed as suspicious - visiting this web site may harm your computer.

Part of this site was listed for suspicious activity 1 time(s) over the past 90 days.

What happened when Google visited this site?

Of the 12 pages we tested on the site over the past 90 days, 4 page(s) resulted in malicious software being downloaded and installed without user consent. The last time Google visited this site was on 2009-08-01, and the last time suspicious content was found on this site was on 2009-08-01.

:rofl:

[Odin2005]

147. Oily Tights is frigging PSYCHOTIC!!!

:crazy:

[Mrs. Overall]

149. "Why is it in ENGLISH? serious question- don’t they have their own language?"

To: rxsid
Why is it in ENGLISH?
serious question- don’t they have their own language?

2,045 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:02:26 AM by Mr. K

[Fearless]

157. Hmmm..... I wonder....

[sarge43]

173. Why yes they do, Mr. K

The official languages of Kenya are English and Swahii.

(Google is your friend)

[AnnInLa]

151. BEST freeper comment:

"The massive amount of Leftists involved in this cover-up is staggering!"

no shit

[blondeatlast]

169. Psssst! I did it all by myself without any help from anybody! A smashing success,

I'm rather proud of myself.

[Zynx]

199. I've done my part.

I went back in time and paid the Hawaii newspapers $100 to put that fake announcement in the paper.

[sufrommich]

152. CONFIRMATION HEARINGS SHOULD BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE OF THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE ISSUE

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2306590/posts

"If with this new birth certificate it is determined that OBAMA is not legal to be president we need to cease his agenda immediately. Congressmen you are RESPONSIBLE as our trustees and I would hate for you to be sued by the AMERICAN PUBLIC for not doing your job."





:rofl:

[Faygo Kid]

158. An obvious fraud, but it doesn't matter to most of the nutcases over there.

Just for starters, the "document" dated February 1964 uses the phrase, Republic of Kenya. Kenya didn't call itself a republic until December 1964. Bingo.

It became independent in December 1963, but was called the Dominion of Kenya for the next year. That settles that, without any further discrediting.

These fakes are popping up almost daily, and the FReeper basket cases swallow every one of them. Pathetic.

Now, I have some Nigerian funds I would like to transfer into their accounts, should they wish to pay a small fee . . .

[K8-EEE]

161. FR celebration devolves into poorly spelled homophobic tantrums :o)

You cant call him an america!
The ass learned his culture during his formative years, in Islamic Indonesia. Instead of learning western histor and culture DURING HIS FORMATIVE YEARS he was busy learning the history o Islamic Indonesia. That is why he is so culturally devoid. He is politically devoid for being tutored for 15 years by a marxist. He is AMORAL because thats who he is. AMORAL, ask LArry Sinclair!

A president should 1) be an American, 2) be be beyond reproach.... and not a man lover!

:rofl:

[Fearless]

164. Damn, its a good thing they caught him on this! He's a man lover!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



...Still trying to find the part of the Constitution that says anything about man loving...

[LynneSin]

166. Like you couldn't forge a Kenyan birth certificate

seriously, these gullible idiot would believe anything typed up on a piece of paper with an official stamp on it EXCEPT the real thing.

With no disrespect to Kenya, it is a third world nation and the tracking system for birth certificates is probably not that reliable. Pretty good chance someone created a forgery just to justify these lamer's cause

[Enthusiast]

180. But but but

"It's documented."

[sarge43]

171. As usual they're chasing their tails.

Under the provisions of The Nationality Act of 1940, Section 201, 54 Stat. 1137, Barack Obama is a natural citizen. It doesn't matter if he were born on Mars. His mother was a natural citizen and he met the residency requirements when he attended the Punahou School, Honolulu between 1971 and 1979.

That's how I'm reading it. If any legal eagle sees a trip wire here, I'm happy to sit corrected.

http://www.aca.ch/hisuscit.htm

[keroro gunsou]

172. pardon me

but i'm not all hip to who's who in freeperland... oily taters?

[blondeatlast]

175. Google it for the answer. nt

[mainer]

174. Logic fart: family plants Hawaii BC, then requests Kenyan one in 1964?

According to the Freeper timeline of events:

1. Barack is born in Kenya.
2. Mother Stanley and her parents are frantic that Barack be considered "American citizen" so Dunham family plants the birth announcements in Honolulu papers.
3. Upon return to Hawaii, Dunham family requests, and is granted, Hawaii certification of birth, to "legitimize" Barack's American birth.
4. Then, in 1964, Stanley divorces Barack Senior and needs Barack's birth certificate for the divorce proceedings. So she writes to Kenya to get a copy of his birth certificate. But it's already been planted in the Hawaii records! So why would she need anything from Kenya?

[Faygo Kid]

177. The family didn't put the birth announcement in the Hawaii papers.

The hospital contacted the Honolulu papers, as they did with all births at that time.

The FReepers are lunatics.

[mainer]

178. No no, I'm looking at it from the Freeper point of view

And they say that the all-powerful Dunham family "pulled strings" to get the birth announcements planted.

[Faygo Kid]

188. Oh yeah, that powerful Dunham family. Like the Rothschilds, only more so.

You nailed the FReeper mindset on that one, my friend!

:rofl:

[csziggy]

223. From a Freeper standpoint

Ann Dunham Obama filed for divorce January 1964
Barack Obama Sr. applies for the Kenyan birth certificate so he can claim Jr. (as if he, who had already abandoned two children in Kenya, would want another one)

But Kenya was not yet a Republic, so there must have been some time warping to get the version that Orly Taitz is claiming is the real one.

Damn, thinking like them makes my head hurt.:crazy:

[mainer]

179. Freepers themselves notice another problem:

To: jaxon72
FORGERY!

1) The bottom left corner says Republic of Kenya. Kenya was not a Republic until December 14, 1964. It gained it’s independence on December 12 1963 but was a Dominion during the transition. I doubt that they had Republic of Kenya letterhead in February 1964 2 months after independence and well before the structure of Republic was finalized.

2) Mombasa was part of Zanzibar when Obama was born in 1961. It did not become part of Kenya until December 12 1963. Any real or fake document should say Mombasa, Zanzibar.

3) Orly Taitz should be careful submitting faked documents to a court.


2,606 posted on August 2, 2009 4:01:36 PM EDT by ThirdLaw (kenya birth certificate forgery)
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[sufrommich]

181. And here come the racist jokes:

To: Scanian
His credibility is somewhere south of Joe Isuzu now. Every time he opens his mouth, BS spews out.
That reminds me; I received this joke in an e-mail yesterday:

Dr. Visit.

Barack Hussain Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed he was white from the neck up to the top of his head.

In sheer panic and fearing he was turning white and might have to start working for a living, he called his doctor and told him of his problem.

The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately. After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid, gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and replied, 'That tasted like bull s###!'

The doctor replied, 'It was, you were a quart low.'


2,714 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 4:23:20 PM by Nasher (Sec. of The WH Swingset Hillary: Hows that whole Hope&Change thingy working out for ya?)
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I just knew they couldn't actually get through an Obama thread without resorting to thier true selves.

[jmowreader]

182. The name of the hospital's wrong, for one thing

They list the place he was born as "Coast General Hospital." It's "Coast PROVINCIAL General Hospital." Bureaucrats don't leave things like this off.

[Mrs. Overall]

183. "Going on 3000 posts and not a peep from Polarik. He must be on vacation."

Going on 3000 posts and not a peep from Polarik. He must be on vacation.
2,789 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 1:41:08 PM by houeto (Defang the FEDGOV. Repeal the 17th!)

Yeah, on permanent vacation--wasn't "Polarik" exposed as a fraud?

[Faygo Kid]

190. 3,000 posts. You would think was about evolution or refighting the Civil War.

Always FReeper favorites.

They are so desperate. They just can't believe a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president. They can't conceive of it. Pathetic.

Well, Rush and Fox News and the rest make untold millions exploiting those fears. Useful idiots.

[janx]

220. More than 5,000 posts now...n/t

[Mrs. Overall]

189. Oh Noes!! The Queen is going to help Oily!

I'll bet the One is wishing he had gotten Queen Elizabeth II something nicer than an iPod right about now...
2,909 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:07:10 PM by RetroSexual

[Faygo Kid]

193. Lyndon LaRouche, is that you?

A FReeper and a LaRouchie. Now, there's a scary combo.

When it comes to sanity, I have to give the nod to LaRouche over the FReepers. Not a good choice, though.

[Swede]

198. Hey,where does the sun go at night?

:shrug:

[tomm2thumbs]

203. That's easy, but does the light go off inside the refrigerator when I shut the door?

The sun, btw, turns around and becomes the moon. Everyone knows that.

[Initech]

201. "Orly Taitz" sounds like the name of some sort of dental-related disease.

[Mrs. Overall]

202. Freeper Confusion--how do they impeach him if he's not really president??///???

To: DMZFrank

You can't impeach someone who is not president. The very act of starting impeachment proceedings acknowledges that he is a lawful president.

At least that's what even a moderately skilled attorney would claim...

3,298 posted on Sunday, August 02, 2009 3:26:42 PM by null and void

[blondeatlast]

216. *snort* "Details have yet to be worked out. Besides, it's time for dinner and mom made Kraft Mac 'n

Cheese!"

I'm trying to write a brief here but this is all just too giggly good--and it keeps getting better, even! :rofl:

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

210. where is the Swahili? all legal documents in Kenya are bilingual,

I don't believe I have ever seen an english-only form in Kenya,

[jimlup]

217. Great one!

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

219. k for what turns out to be one of the best DU threads ever. nt

[KingFlorez]

222. She's definitely headed to disbarrment

There is no way that she wasn't complicit in creating that forgery.