"If you don't buy this magazine, we'll kill this dog"

[ck4829]

"If you don't support Bush and fund the war, we'll kill, er I mean, the terrorists will kill the troops."

Can we trade in the Republican Party for the National Lampoon Party, please?

[rurallib]

1. Want you to know I saved that dog's life.

but I am not buying what the Republics are selling.

[Catherine Vincent]

2. Or cheney will shoot you in the face!

:evilgrin:

[LiberalEsto]

3. I remember that cover

I might even have it somewhere in the basement.

The National Lampoon Party would be a vast improvement over these humorless fascists running the government

[Gabi Hayes]

4. remember the geographical pun contest?

Kenya give me a Tokyo hash?

Sarah is a real prude. She will neither kiss Norfolk.

See that red and white striped pole? Addis Abbaba pole.

[Wiley50]

5. Hawaia? Dunno Alaska. n/t