Tom the Dancing Bug : An asteroid is headed toward Earth...

[meegbear]

This will require bold, decisive ... bipartisan action?

[Statistical]

1. Too funny (and sad).

[joeybee12]

2. Spot on!

:toast:

[RedCloud]

3. All we needed were very primitive thinkers to add to the mix.

"This is God's wrath upon us for electing a President who because he is not all that Caucasian must clearly have been born in Africa, just like that Nazi who killed a guard at the Holocaust museum wants us to believe. Let it hit I tells ya."

[FSogol]

4. Ruben Boling hit it out of the park today.

"Its just some crackpot who works for the pro-crater lobby."

[Orsino]

5. Dancing Bug WIN.

:rofl: :blush: x(

[SammyWinstonJack]

6. .

:spray: x(

[Buzz Clik]

7. That's a pretty good indictment of the political process.

Timeless.

[nashville_brook]

8. that's a pretty good indictment of Obama's handling of the political process.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. Damn Obama and his separation of powers.

where's the cult-leading messiah who works miracles that I voted for?

[TahitiNut]

12. How dare he not act like an elected autocrat with a "mandate" ... like Bush.

:puke:

[Sherman A1]

25. Agreed

[anigbrowl]

9. ^^^ Yes, whatever happened to 'I'm the decider?'

Seriously, although I'd like the congressional democrats to be more unified and aggressive than they currently are, I'm also glad we're going back to a proper legislative process instead of having an administration that acts like a dictatorship.

[Strong Atheist]

11. !

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

13. WHEN WILL PART 2 BE PUBLISHED!?

I need to know how it ends!

[Bette Noir]

36. They all have a beer in the parking lot

and get arrested for open containers in public.

[malaise]

14. Profound

K & R

[varelse]

15. ok that is funny

but not really fair to Obama either. I'm a little ashamed to still be chuckling.

[Jakes Progress]

16. This cartoon will be in the history books

when it covers this period. Too accurate.

[pleah]

17. K&R

[Uzybone]

18. LOL

[troubledamerican]

19. Asteroids are the media's fault, a cash-cow frenzy created by special-interest groups.

If every American was REQUIRED to own firearms, there would BE NO asteroid problem.

[NBachers]

23. If every American had their required allowance of guns

they could all shoot at the asteroid right before it hits and save us all.

[asdjrocky]

20. Perfect. Perfect and sad because it's perfect.

Sometimes I just hate these assholes.

[troubledamerican]

21. Personal Responsibility for asteroid victims -- no special rights

[rpannier]

30. Damned Straight

They knew the consequences of living where they did.
The possibility of being hit by an asteroid has always been evident.
Why should you or I be forced to help pay for their bad choices?

[OwnedByFerrets]

Damn, the truth hurts so bad.

[OwnedByFerrets]

22. Damn, the truth hurts so bad.

[NBachers]

24. Hemorrhoid headed for Earth

Mother-ship of the republican pod-people

[ElboRuum]

33. And the Preparation H sits in the silos. Gotta keep the ointment dry, you know.

[chknltl]

26. Where's the inspirational speech?

President Obama would need to reassure the media that regardless of what Glen Beck was saying, that meteor was NOT launched at us by Iranian terrorists using technology made in North Korea!

A CNN news poll showed that 11% of it's viewers were unconvinced that the meteor actually contained no illegal aliens on it. Lou Dobbs, claimed he was only reporting on those 11%-that he factually had nothing to do with starting such a movement. When asked to comment, he stated, "These are wholesome, apple pie eating, red blooded American citizens who are entitled to know the truth!"

Meanwhile, when asked for her thoughts on this emergency, ex-Governor Sarah Palin said: "You know, if you think about it, why should anyone from the great state of Alaska want to go on that Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader show anyway?"

[mlevans]

37. Do you suppose Sarah can see the meteor from Wasilla? n/t

[Vidar]

27. Obama's doctor nailed it when he said that Obama's pragmatism was getting in his way.

[ElboRuum]

35. Why would Obama's doctor make such a comment...

...unless "pragmatism" is a new euphemism for something...

Sorry... I'm just in one of those moods today. :evilgrin:

[Vidar]

40. There was a fairly long post on it in GD but I don't have it marked.

[Joanne98]

28. Exactly

[baldguy]

29. Sad but true

[tomp]

31. brilliant! nt

[ElboRuum]

32. You know what's really sad here?

This WOULD be funny if I didn't actually believe/know that this sort of gamesmanship goes on all the time.

[valerief]

34. Excellent! nt

[Gin Blossom]

38. Sure, the asteroid might be a major issue...

But doing anything about it without bipartisan consensus would clearly hurt the re-election chances of moderate Democrats from "Real America".

[grahamhgreen]

39. For God's sake - He wasn't born here he's part of the alien conspiracy to blow up the planet!!!!!!!!