Can you spot a real speech,and a speech from piece of fiction?

[Swede]

Exhibit A
And then in the summertime such extreme summertime about a hundred and fifty degrees hotter than just some months ago, than just some months from now, with fireweed blooming along the frost heaves and merciless rivers that are rushing and carving and reminding us that here, Mother Nature wins. It is as throughout all Alaska that big wild good life teeming along the road that is north to the future.


Exhibit B
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not
whether we broke a few rules or... took a few liberties
with our female party guests. We did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. If you do shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
And if the whole fraternity system is guilty...then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you. Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well...you can do what you want to us,but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!

[RoyGBiv]

1. Exhibit B is a real speech from a piece of fiction ...

Exhibit A is piece of fiction attempting to give a real speech.

[rockymountaindem]

2. BLOWJOB!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. There's no difference -

never was.

All speeches are works of fiction......................

[valerief]

4. Is Exhibit B from Animal House? nt

[tkmorris]

6. Yes it is

[valerief]

7. I thought it sounded like Bluto's speech. nt

[Deja Q]

5. Levi did exhibit B, Sarah did exhibit A?

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