A proposed Republican Pledge of Allegiance.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

My friend wrote this after I sent him the Delaware Racist Asshole Meeting video:

After seeing the Sheeple recite the pledge when Sister Mary Hayseed held up her sealed and disinfected birth certificate and spewed sulfides against President Obama, I decided it's time to write what I think the Repugnicans mean when they vomit up the Pledge of Allegiance. Your friends at Democratic Underground will have a field day with this if you post it:




Proposed Republican Pledge of Allegiance

- to be sung to the tune of "Old MacDonald"

down though the 2nd EE-I-EE-I-O; after that you're on your own.



I pledge allegiance to the flag, EE-I-EE-I-O;

And to the republic for which it stands, EE-I-EE-I-O;

One nation under GAWD, but better than all the others because thanks to Manifest Destiny, we're GAWD's Chosen People(TM);

Indivisible

(except for that little family shit-fight we had in the 1860s that didn't really resolve anything);

With liberty and justice for Property Owning Christian White Males,

And the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.



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:rofl:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

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