Wonkette mocks Free Republic's declaration of war on the African Soviet States of America

[BurtWorm]

http://wonkette.com/410022/whoa-hey-the-freerepublic-website-is-overthrowing-the-us-government

This would be terrifying if it wasn’t about some lamer old wingnuts and their message board: The person who runs FreeRepublic.com is cold gonna overthrow the U.S. government — that means you, blackenstein — and ho ho, no more taxes on the millionaires! Hooray! Anyway, folks, things are getting Seriously Weird with the wingnuts, birthers, paultards and other middle-aged white suckers who bought into that whole Reagan thing 30 years ago and, whoops, are still poor and doomed.

And then, in 2008, Americans mysteriously voted in droves for a common African Soviet from, er, Hawaii, who has been president now for what, six months? And this NON-PRESIDENT is, uhm, trying to get some health coverage for these poor dumb AM-radio listeners, so …. OVERTHROW THE GUBMINT.

What will happen? How many will shoot up Holocaust museums, or start car-bombing the hip hop? And how thankful should we all be that these people are so goddamned obese that simply getting up from the ‘puter table is pretty much out of the realm of possibility?

[DainBramaged]

1. HAHAHA

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:patriot:

[FSogol]

2. +1 n/t

[madinmaryland]

3. ZOMG!! There is another Natinals fan here! That makes three of

you folks here!

:hi:

[FSogol]

6. I actually go to the games and watch the disaster unfold.

[mzmolly]

7. +2

;)

[Forkboy]

4. "car bombing the hip hop"

:rofl:

[berni_mccoy]

5. I think RimJob needs a nice tight straight-jacket and a padded room to sit in.

[derby378]

8. They had their chance to overthrow tyranny before November 2008 - they failed

Not only did they fail, but they actually sided with the tyrant in the Oval Office.

[kegler14]

9. JimRob has been going more and more insane the past few weeks.

Neither he nor his minions can abide the fact that Obama won. The hate and virulence at FR has gone through the roof.

[fascisthunter]

10. psycho nazi talk

[Jack Rabbit]

11. First in war, first in peace . . .

. . . last in the National league.