Military eyeing rogue MILF in Iligan blast

[jberryhill]

Source: The Phillippine Star


Major Randolf Cabangbang, Armed Forces of the Philippines-EastMincom spokesperson, said they are eyeing the group of rogue MILF commander Bravo as responsible for the bombings in the area. "As we all know, it is their group that has the capability to perpetrate such things," Cabangbang said in a phone interview.

Read more: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleid=459468

[Juche]

1. I'm very juvenile

that is all

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

61. I want to turn this into a Thread That Never Dies. Please help me in this noble endeavor.

THAT is all.

[rcrush]

2. Thats what she said

[DJ13]

3. rogue MILF

When he finds one would he let me know?

[Buzz Clik]

4. MILF? Someone getting blown (up)?

Oh, my.

[madrchsod]

5. the video should be up on redtube....sarah is that you?

[masuki bance]

6. rogue MILF's? cool. nt

[Bicoastal]

7. Moro Islamic Liberation Front...

...would probably get taken more seriously by the West if they changed their name to something less snicker-worthy...

[BlooInBloo]

9. Oh wow. I had COMPLETELY the wrong idea

[truthisfreedom]

8. This post is useless without pictures!

[stlsaxman]

32. amazing picture when you realize someone had to think it up...

get the six or seven guys together, write up the signs and stage the shot. this HAS to be on purpose!

either way- it's great!

[htuttle]

10. Note to prospective revolutionaries:

Remember to Google your group's prospective name before you settle on it.

[msanthrope]

27. Shhhh!!!! We wouldn't have had the teabaggers! n/t

[htuttle]

29. LOL! Indeed.

[razorman]

11. Rogue MILFs are such a hassle to deal with.

I much prefer cooperative ones.

[Libertas1776]

12. Rogue Milf?

Rogue Milf(immature giggle):rofl:

[tularetom]

13. I'm not going to demonstrate how high schoolish I am

by commenting on this.

[pscot]

19. Yeah. Let's focus on Major Cabangbang

Does the Onion have a Philippine edition?

[Dr Fate]

14. This is worse than the rogue C.O.U.G.A.R. incident from last time. n/t

n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. Center Of United Guerrillas Against Reactionaries?

[Bucky]

59. They're no match for our Specially Trained Underground Defense Squadron

... they'll nail 'em !!

[Regret My New Name]

15. I love it when this group is in the news...

too bad it usually involves people dying though.

[Beacool]

16. Grow up, boys!!!!

Having said that...........

:evilgrin:

[dorkulon]

17. Cabangbang is eyeing a MILF?

I really shouldn't laugh, but somehow I still do.

[TommyPaine]

18. What else can rogue MILFs perpetrate?

I'm looking for a comprehensive list. Also, I'd like to know where they hang out, and if they're more interested in casual dating or long-term relationships.

[Odin2005]

20. MILF? Major Cabangbang?

:rofl:

[Mari333]

21. I KNEW the second I read the title of this OP, I wouldnt be disappointed

by the responses. LOL

[Politicalboi]

22. Where's Sarah?

[baldguy]

54. In the Philippines apparently.

[unc70]

23. Rogue MILF -- did they go commando?

I feel so ashamed. Almost no self-control.

[SWr]

24. hmmm

:popcorn:

[Arkana]

25. I--wait, what?

[The Doctor.]

26. Oh please.... we know damn well MILF's been expecting Major Cabangbang!

:evilgrin:

[jberryhill]

30. Well... it says he HAS been eyeing them /nt

[Canuckistanian]

28. I don't know why we bother with these posts

I can't stop laughing to long enough to concentrate on the serious subject matter.

I know, how immature.

[MGKrebs]

31. Not just Maj. Cabangbang- Maj. RANDY Cabangbang.

You can't make this stuff up.

[slackmaster]

33. I'm laughing so hard I can't see

:nuke:

[X_Digger]

51. Someone owes me a new keyboard! n/t

[Javaman]

34. They really need to change that acronym. nt

[datasuspect]

35. we need someone to penetrate the MILF

so we can gather intelligence

[petronius]

39. An undercover operation? That could be hard...

[datasuspect]

41. deep undercover

it would be very hard, but i think it will all come out in the end.

[petronius]

42. I dunno - if the operation is blown, things could get sticky...

[BlooInBloo]

46. Indeed. Then we'd have a real mess, and likely an argument about who has to clean it up.

[SIMPLYB1980]

36. LOL!

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

38. What will they use for biological warfare? Cougars?

And in 1968, they were so ahead of their time:



:yoiks:

[HamdenRice]

40. I'd like to meet a rogue MILF at the local pub tonight! nt

[Milspec]

43. I'm sorry I clicked on this thread

:7

[mmonk]

44. Where can I find a rogue MILF?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. I'm married to one.

And Randy Cabangbang can pry her from my cold, dead, fondling hands.

[mmonk]

47. Mine isn't very rogue.

What makes yours roguish?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

49. I'll leave that for the imagination of the reader.

:evilgrin:

[SpookyCat]

48. I'm so very glad I'm not the only one who's 5 here.

This thread has been hilarious, and I feel bad because this is a serious issue, but I'm just not that strong. <hangs head in shame>

"Cabangbang" near to killed me.

[Kaleva]

50. Moro Islamic Liberation Front needs a name change

[Deja Q]

57. Yeah, like "Manly Islamists Liberate Fornicators"

I'd say "Moronic", but "Moro" already lends credibility to that allusion... :D

[Bucky]

58. Actually they did change their name. Officially now, they want to be called...

the "Muslim Insurgency for Liberating Filipinos". Obviously a big improvement.

[jberryhill]

63. What's worse is

...someone keeps registering their internet domain names for, uh, other purposes.

[proteus_lives]

52. Stacy's Mom is on the FBI's most wanted list.

;-)

[rug]

53. The MILF caused an explosion.

[mikelgb]

55. Major Randy Cabangbang?

Yeah Baby!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

56. Kick for Randy Cabangbang and the MILF!

[Odin2005]

60. Best last name EVER!

:rofl:

[bertman]

62. Moron Islamic Liberation Front

Please, somebody capture these people before somebody on DU has a seizure. Meaning me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


This is a FIVE ROFL thread if I ever saw one.

Thank you so much for the gut-busting entertainment!!

[berni_mccoy]

64. It's actually "Moro", not Moron, but one letter off is pretty funny, given the acronym

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

65. Again

This must not ever be archived.