In the corner of the classroom, a caper, a clown, and a CAPTION!!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is saying: "And my legacy should be clear as the glass in the face of my old man's lobotomy, as they say. I'm the Positivist President!!! . . . After all, what's a deficit but a surplus upside down? What's an needless war, but welcomed peace inside out? What's neglecting a natural disaster but the negative of seeding the grasses of paradise? What's . . . blah, blah, blah."

[skip fox]

1. "And I say, as the former leader of the Party of Personal Responsibility that

Obama owns it now!!! HA."

[rurallib]

2. 'Somebody out there must have some whiskey .. or cocaine ..

maybe some goofballs. I need something now."

[Soylent Brice]

4. i didn't see you response until after i posted.

yours is WAY funnier.

:cry:

[panader0]

5. "goofballs" lol - I haven't heard that term in a while

[Soylent Brice]

3. "Are you people stupid? What are you waiting for?? Arrest me!"

[no_hypocrisy]

6. And this deep mouth bass I caught was *this* big . . . .

[skip fox]

7. "So I'd take a president al dose of Viagra and I'd grow up real fast, if you know what I mean.

:)

[peace frog]

8. "Never misunderestimate...

a guy who is PATRIOTASTIC as all get-out!"

[peekaloo]

9. If it were any whiter in this room I'd need me some eye shades.

[skip fox]

10. DU . . . How can you make it over hump day without a CAPTION?????

;)

[skip fox]

11. "People always ask me why I've been so successful in my living and doing President stuff and things.

We'll I tell 'em that I decided as a young man not to pay any attention to history in class 'cause I heard if you forget history you might have to repeat it. And listen to this, I figured I couldn't forget it if I didn't learn it in the first place. (Ha. Not so dumb after all, huh Mr. Stevens?, you lousy, 3rd-period prick.) And that works with all the other subjects as well. You just play blind, so to speak, and wave your arms, then move right ahead. Like Dad used to tell me. 'It can't get any worse, NumbNuts,' he'd always say, 'What the heck's it matter?'"

[skip fox]

12. "And Laura and I are glad to be home in the Texas state where animals

roam and oilmen slick up the bars and hour-motels with cash. Washington was too stuffy. Somebody always seems to be thinking all of the time. They're just too serious, that's what's wrong with them. And they get too mad about war and and how other nations look at us and losing all our money and stuff.. . . Damn, it's great to be back in Texas where we don't care about dumb stuff like that."

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

13. Take my wife... Please.

edit; Laura: Yes... PLEASE!