How much did Jesus charge for curing the poor and afflicted?

[DCKit]

Did he use an agent or a middleman?

Did he deny care to those he deemed unworthy or too demanding of his gifts?

Where did Jesus preach the good of corporate profit?

Just wondering how we, as a Christian nation (or so I'm constantly told), got to here from there.

[Birdiesmom]

1. Um, he asked that they not spread around town that he was healing folks for free. n/t

[lindisfarne]

2. Is there any evidence anyone was cured? (But your point is taken)n/t

[Mojambo]

3. How is it that this sentiment got an unrecommend? n/t

[rcrush]

4. Two goats and a date with Mary Magdalene

[Ken Burch]

9. And the Lord said unto them:

[Joanne98]

5. He charged them the going rate. It's not in the Bible because the commies

took it out!:sarcasm:

[Ken Burch]

6. If you had to ask, you couldn't afford it.

:sarcasm:

Actually, it was the Galilean Medical Association who paid for the "Herod and Louise" ads that cost him the Red Sea States.

[customerserviceguy]

18. That was funny!

Made me LOL!

[Birthmark]

7. Three-fiddy

It's in the Bible. Numbers, maybe?

[greyl]

8. Their soul. nt

[piratefish08]

10. $1.39 ---------- but that was a lot of money back then.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

11. the same that we charge

someone who is in dire straits. I'm glad I work for the Foundation! I just wish we could heal folks and never have to charge anyone for anything.

[guitar man]

12. 100 sheckels

or a 20 sheckel co-pay if you were on Sacred Virgin HMO, or a 10 sheckel copay for the PPO. Judas was the CEO of Sacred Virgin LLC

;)

[DCKit]

13. Thanks for all the funny/snarky comments folks. Series, I enjoy your humor.

Just thought this might be a good way to argue our case since our opponents all claim to by highly religious yet consistently fail to back that up with anything resembling Christian acts, thoughts or deeds.

[rucky]

14. but the wait times were outrageous!

glad we got rid of that system. whoo-boy!

[slipslidingaway]

15. A sliding scale based on income??? nt

[Gwendolyn]

16. Jesus only cured those God deemed worthy, the rest got by on unanswered prayers.

Or were forced into leper colonies/ghettos so others wouldn't have to look at them. Sounds sorta like what we have now, so no thanks.

[Ian David]

17. He demanded THEIR IMMORTAL SOUL! Muhahaha!

Actually, I think he cured people even before they'd pledged to follow him.

Not that Jesus wouldn't have killed Lazarus if he'd dissed him, right?

[DCKit]

19. Thanks Ian. Your response really busted up my (non-practicing, recovering Catholic) S.O.

The politicians extra-Christian-family values-pro-life hypocrisy (their platform vs. their actions) slays us every time. M$M news is a laugh-fest in our houses.

[KoKo]

20. K&R!

[Wednesdays]

21. K&R

:kick:

[DavidDvorkin]

22. Meaningless question

since you're talking about a fairy tale. Might as well ask how much Jesus charged for fiodaling the snicketeree.

[DCKit]

23. Tell me Dvorkin is not yiddish for "clueless". Please. n/t

[DavidDvorkin]

24. It's not Yiddish at all

It's Russian.

"Clueless" is asking a question about Jesus as though he were a real, historical figure.