Marraige vowels??? Really???

[Saphire]

Oh, thoses crazy FReepers are at it again...


To: pissant
There is no law against adultery but there are marriage vowels where you promise not to commit adultery. Oh well ... it's right for him but wrong for us.
This guy sickens me.
He needs to resign.
He is a disgrace.

6 posted on Wednesday, July 08, 2009 6:17:51 PM by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)

[scheming daemons]

1. Dd Gvnr Snfrd frgt hs mrrg vwls?

[Maru Kitteh]

4. LOLZ.

I love it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

47. I think you meant to say "LLZ" :^P

[Jackeens]

2. Pure GOLD!!!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ControlledDemolition]

41. He meant to say 'marriage bowels'! n/t

[KamaAina]

3. I and O, I guess

as in "I do". :eyes:

Or, whichever ones do not appear in my name (I and U)... :(

[Qutzupalotl]

25. How Freudian.

:)

On edit: A finger and a ring, of course. What did you think I meant?!

[KamaAina]

5. I'd like to buy a marriage vowel, please

not from Vanna necessarily.

[Atman]

8. Maybe he wasn't good at delivering the big O

That's a pretty important marriage vowel!

.

[MrScorpio]

16. It's not good to show his "O" face without his marriage vowels

Jus' sayin'

[sufrommich]

6. Pure gold. lol.

[crim son]

7. One would think

they'd become self-conscious and never post without first getting a second opinion. Jeez! :rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Oh, you!

Those are the marriage vowels.

[rateyes]

17. And sometimes "why?"

[TheCoxwain]

10. Well .... "I do" consists of 2 vowels and 1 Consonant. Majority wins. QED

Go Freepers!!!

[KansDem]

11. "Marraige vowels"

"A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I...I.....I......., Oh, you!!!!!"

[customerserviceguy]

15. Wow

that was some big vowel movement you did there!

[TahitiNut]

12. Oh... oh... ooohhhh.... ahhhhh.

:hide:

[ControlledDemolition]

42. Eeehhh! Uooo-oooo! I call this wedding night punctuation practice!!! n/t

(Edit: Fix typo.)

[Solly Mack]

13. Marriage vowels so your love can be consonant

Oh, I slay me

[Ezlivin]

14. IOU

N/T

[MineralMan]

18. Bwahaha....the best freeperism ever!

Marriage vowels, indeed.

I believe I have befouled myself.

[calimary]

46. Don't you mean - be-vowelled?

This whole thread deserves a DUzy!!!

:rofl: :headbang:

[Initech]

19. Someone really needs to make an English -Freeper dictionary.

[BR_Parkway]

20. Dumb ass - there's a law against adultery in SC as well - Gov Sandford

may have to pardon himself

[girl gone mad]

21. Ensign made a lot of promises with vowels.

All those I-O-U's to the mistress...

[Hepburn]

22. Marriage vowels?

Ummmm....IOU????? :shrug:

Are those the marriage vowels?

[Kermitt Gribble]

23. "Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God)."

Marriage vowels?? Intelligent people?? Really??

[ControlledDemolition]

43. Since I don't believe the Earth is only 6,000 years old... how dumb am I? n/t

[Kermitt Gribble]

45. You'll have to ask the freep from the op. :)

[Greyskye]

24. Ma-waage Vowels, the video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbqv3MwwVd8

[tridim]

26. If you fail in your marriage vowels, you can always cast asparagus her way

along with various other shaft-shaped vegetables.

[ProgressiveFool]

27. not exactly related, but...

At the rehearsal ceremony for my best friend's wedding, the Pastor was giving directions on what would happen, and when, and at the end he said, "So then we'll have the final piece of organ music, and have the couple come up here to consummate the marriage."

He meant "consecrate", I'm sure.

[kimmylavin]

35. That's hilarious!

We got married in a church to please mom and dad.
But we started to leave the wedding too early in the ceremony (we thought we were done!), and the minister had to call us back up the aisle!
We laughed our heads off...

[Pool Hall Ace]

37. I was wondering about the "piece of organ" music myself.

Is that for when you are consummating the marriage? :rofl:

[Tan Gent]

39. Roses on the piano are okay, but tulips on the organ beats 'em hands down.

:D

[Pool Hall Ace]

40. Hey, welcome new poster!

And I love a good laugh! :spray:

[rucky]

28. I vowel to love you consonantly and forever.

[rurallib]

29. Which one of the many is he talking about?

Besides the grammar errors, if the object of the post is not identified people could spend all night guessing who it might be.
:shrug: :shrug:

[BlooInBloo]

30. Yes? We're an illiterate country. This is not news.

[jhain]

31. Everybody?

I love you!

DU is just so lovable!
I would marry DU- one vowel anyway.

[guruoo]

32. "Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design"

[ColbertWatcher]

33. I'll just cast these in here ...

[tblue37]

34. I don't mean to be a jerk, but considering the phrase "marriage vowels"

in the Freeper post, I think it's very funny that the "marriage vowels" in your heading are actually rather scrambled. It just seems like the universe is playing a joke on you with a typo.

[ColbertWatcher]

36. You must have missed this ...

[Pool Hall Ace]

38. Wait a minute . . . they are not talking about Sanford? or Ensign?

They are not talking about guys who have schtupped other women? Are you saying the Freepers are talking about the President glancing at 'teh but?'

[AwakeAtLast]

44. I'll buy a vowel, they need to buy a CLUE!

Wow. :wow:

[fishwax]

48. well, consonant marriage is clearly immoral, and opens a slippery slope

that will eventually force us to accept diacritic relationships.