Fox News: We Are NOT 'PURE' - Because - 'We Marry OTHER Species'

[kpete]

Wednesday, July 8, 2009 15:30 EDT
Fox News' Kilmeade: We "marry other species," Finns "pure"

Watching Fox News' morning show, "Fox and Friends," is a little bit like watching the aftermath of a particularly nasty car crash. Yeah, it's awful, but you just have to keep looking, because, well, who knows what mangled body parts they'll pull from the wreckage next?

Kilmeade and two colleagues were discussing a study that, based on research done in Finland and Sweden, showed people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer's. Kilmeade questioned the results, though, saying, "We are -- we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other ..."

At this point, his co-host tried to -- in that jokey morning show way -- tell Kilmeade he needed to shut up, and quick, for his own sake. But he didn't get the message, adding, "See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."

VIDEO & more:
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2009/07/08/qotd/index.html

[redqueen]

1. Words fail...

[Love Bug]

2. Guy must be a freeper!

God knows he's dumb enough!

[Solly Mack]

3. Kilmeade is obviously the result of the ignorant marrying the ignorant to achieve pure ignorance

[ControlledDemolition]

32. I'm sure somewhere in his family tree another species was involved!

Probably on an involuntarily basis. Whichever species it was, it was its gene pool that was degraded.

[Solly Mack]

40. A tree with one twisted and gnarled branch

[GreenPartyVoter]

44. *snarf*

[ProdigalJunkMail]

4. i was just watching this and my jaw nearly hit the desk!

i thought WTF and STFU in the same instant! i cannot believe the idiocy...oh, wait...yes i can!

sP

[Demeter]

5. What They Have Is an Inbred Society With a Polluted Gene Pool

when small populations breed, the recessives pile up. Take my poor daughter, half a Swedish Finn, and more bad genes than you can shake a stick at. Her sister isn't nearly as bad--she missed the autism, at least.

[daleo]

42. My wife is Finnish

Her genes seem fine to me. Her jeans seem ok too.

[DFW]

6. My poor, poor mongrel children.........

Here I am, this upstanding fourth generation American, married to a (horrors) foreigner!!!!

Polluting the gene pool with the genes of my (horrors!!!) foreign-born wife. What ever
was I thinking. Of course, my wife's country might say the same thing. She's a blond
"master race (Fox would think so if they had a German affiliate)" German with a family
genealogy going back over five centuries. But I guess, to the descendants of the uninvited
immigrants to North American that pollute the airwaves on Fox, she's a dirty foreigner,
sullying the gene pool of 'Murkins. For shame, for shame............

[kojak]

7. Still fixated on man-on-dog relationships I see...hmmm n/t

[JitterbugPerfume]

8. there were times

I thought my ex-husband was another species!:hide: :shrug:

[Reeta77]

9. "Racial Purity" talk on Fox...

...these people are amazing.

[gkhouston]

22. Every time I think they can't sink any lower, they excavate.

Don't go in the basement. :scared:

[damntexdem]

10. Well, it's true after all: look at all the rightwingers who've married Fox.

;-)

[Lochloosa]

11. Blue eyed and Blonde hair

Oh wait....inferior race. Gas him.

[Cleita]

12. I didn't know there were that many marriages between modern humans

and Big Foots.

[benld74]

13. Oh crap! You mean when my French father married my Italian mother,,,

that made me a Frenchie-Wop?!
BUT I found out recently my greatX4 grandfather had a French father AND a Spanish mother,
so now I am a Frenchie-Wop-Spaniard
and my daughter is an
Frenchie-Wop-Wop-Spaniard because I married an Italian woman.
BUT wait, we adopted a Chinese daughter, so she is a pure society child right?

[whathehell]

37. I had a friend who was Polish and Italian...He used to call himself a "Po-Wop"

[dembotoz]

14. another candidate for ko's worst person

he doesn't even have to hunt for them anymore.....

[Maru Kitteh]

15. Interspecies mating would explain the sheeple that watch FOX.

Always wondered where they came from.

[Initech]

16. Interesting, I didn't know Adolf Hitler was a Fox News commentator.

:yoiks:

[lumberjack_jeff]

17. Proud to be a Homo Sapiens O'malleyensis

The only known species capable of wielding a bottle opener.

[SidneyCarton]

18. Sing along if you know the words!

"Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth,
Blowing down the backroads headin south.
Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your teeth,
Youre an idiot, babe.
Its a wonder that you still know how to breathe."

[Warren DeMontague]

19. Fox Und Friends.

Gott Mit Uns.

[Initech]

24. Fox Uber Alles

[edbermac]

20. Ironic that his boss Rupert Murdoch's wife is Chinese.

But that's okay, Brian. He's an Aussie anyway.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

30. jeezus, that's some serious age gap there.....

am I the only one who finds it pretty grotesque?

[Deep13]

21. Purity sucks ass.

I'm sorry that homogeneous populations do not have the added strengths that result from a diverse gene-pool.

Also, tomorrow belongs to me, sieg heil.

[Homer Wells]

23. Note to FREEPERS:

We ARE a land of IMMIGRANTS!!

The only (Possibly) pure-blooded Americans are/were the Native Americans.
* I say POSSIBLY because I have no knowledge of Native American genetics.:eyes:

[Cleita]

29. Even the Native Americans kidnapped brides from other tribes because

there were taboos against marrying into certain clans within the tribe. It was their way of insuring genetic diversity even though they didn't understand genetics back then and neither did we, but we all understood the dangers of inbreeding.

[Just Saying]

25. Should we nominate Kilmeade for Worst Persons?

He seems to be vying for the title today.

[MisterP]

26. but isn't Scandinavia that degenerate land of socialism? I mean, the blonder the Redder n/t

[hfojvt]

27. it's true apparently. His wife, for example

seems to have married a cro-magnon man.

[sybylla]

28. Ask the Amish what the side effects of purity in "race" are.

First, let me clarify that I don't believe in "race" and want to point out there is no such scientific definition in relation to humans. I'm only using the pinhead fux spokesmodel's term to make my point more clearly.

"Inbreeding" causes a variety of problems with genetically transmitted diseases and birth defects from the most minor to the worst imaginable being the most common. The Amish have found ways to mitigate it wherever they can, including adopting orphans over the generations and marrying someone from another "clan." But they still suffer. My neighbors have 11 children and in at least half of those grown children's families, they have a child who has suffered from too much "purity" even though their great grandfather was a Cherokee orphan.

[Sparkly]

31. That would explain a lot of things about Republicans.

:scared:

[ismnotwasm]

33. Weirdo

I'm half Swedish. The other half actually is descended from Cthulhu. Which is no doubt I'm un-pure as often as possible

[incapsulated]

34. Man alive

I won't watch FOX, reading stuff like this is enough.

[Crunchy Frog]

35. Just like this man.

[subcomhd]

36. Fox News; 'We Marry OTHER Species'

I for one believe them. it explains a lot.

[Wednesdays]

38. K&R

:kick:

[troubledamerican]

39. How many parallels to the Nazi Party do you need?

[Control-Z]

41. OMG!

I don't "OMG" often but I'm almost speechless. I know people have ugly thoughts, and can pretty much tell who those people are, but to leave no doubt and advertise it on national TV, is amazing.

[yoyossarian]

43. PURE Stupidity!

I've got the perfect solution for racist assholes like you, Kilmeade...
you should all just go fuck yourselves.
It's the ONLY way to be safe and sure and PERFECTLY pure.


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