Ensign had his mistress's kids calling him uncle John

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/1659148,w-mistress-ensign-severance-070909.article

Ex-mistress's husband says Ensign paid severance

July 9, 2009

BY ASSOCIATED PRESS

LAS VEGAS---- The sex scandal engulfing Sen. John Ensign has deepened now that his former mistress's husband has revealed new details about the relationship, saying the Nevada Republican paid the woman more than $25,000 in severance when she stopped working for him.

Doug Hampton also provided a letter to the Las Vegas Sun that he claimed was a handwritten apology from Ensign to Cindy Hampton, a former treasurer for the senator's campaign committees.

"I used you for my own pleasure," the letter reads, later adding. "Plain and simple it was wrong; it was sin." snip

The two families are longtime friends. They both live in the upscale suburbs west of the Las Vegas Strip and their children attend the same school.

"Our children referred to him as uncle," Hampton said. "This is tragic."

[Sherman A1]

1. Yes, he did use her

and I suspect that she was far from an unwilling accomplice. It takes two........

[skiddlybop]

2. Long tall Sally...

She's built for speed
She got everything
That Uncle John need

Oh baby!
Yeah, baby!
Whoooo, baby
Havin' me some fun tonight.

Saw Uncle John
With bald-head Sally
He saw Aunt Mary coming
And he jump back in the alley.

Oh baby!
Yeah, baby!
Whoooo, baby
Havin' me some fun tonight.

[Botany]

3. Family values

:rofl:

[pscot]

4. A good christian dipshit

It's enough to make Jesus Christ roll over in his grave.

[damntexdem]

5. It's an Ensign of the times.

At least he didn't make them hike a trail or fly to Venezuela.

[SidDithers]

6. "Why is Uncle John schtupping Mommy?..nt

Sid