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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-08-09 11:47 PM
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The perfect Republican...
He/She must have the down home stupidity of a George W Bush.

He/She must have the guile and sharp tongue of someone like the snake-like creature Ann Coulter.

He/She must have the natural love for the camera and the witless smile of a Ronald Reagan.

He/She must have the Machivellian instincts of a paranoid Richard Nixon.

He/She must have the ability to blame the liberals and the media for every principle they are guilty of betraying.

He/She must have the unadulterated gall to wrap themselves in the flag as an excuse for their every action.

He/She must be able to manipulate the simple-minded for their political ends.

He/She must declare themselves a "conservative" and a strong believer in "family values".

Can you think of anyone that would fit this bill?
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 03:03 AM
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1. About 25 million names would swamp this server??
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 06:20 AM
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2. Sounds like Huckabee.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-09-09 08:03 AM
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3. Does he/she like mooseburgers?
Nope. Can't think of anyone.
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