What Would Jesus Really Do?

[orleans]

coming up on cnn at 11pm central time

questions on the iraq war, global warming & the divide between the rich & poor

(i think i'll watch it--i may not be religious, but i think even i know the answers!)

[Critters2]

1. I started to watch it, but it was just fundies doin' the talkin' for the first several minutes

so I lost interest and stopped watching.

[karlrschneider]

4. I shut it off when that bastard Jerry Foulball showed up.

What truly amazes me is that some people actually believe a dead guy came back to life. That's not just absurd, it's batshit nuts.

[frogcycle]

5. and that angels sit on their shoulders and talk to them

and that all that hocus-pocus stuff went on for centuries - parting the dead sea, walking on water, burning bush, water to wine ...

and then stopped dead in its tracks for 2000 years (except for images on grilled cheese sandwiches)


oh, wait...
Jerry Falwell still talks to the big guy and gets instructions - so it is all true after all

[Critters2]

6. Umm...I believe that. Sort of. I admit it makes me a mystic, but I don't think I'm

batshit nuts.

[karlrschneider]

13. No offense, but how does one "sort of" believe that?

:eyes:

[Critters2]

14. I wander between it being a metaphor or something stronger than a metaphor

As a UU friend of mine likes to say, "I'm not sure what happened, but something definitely happened." Even scripture is divided on how physical the resurrection was. So am I.

Btw, offense taken. I mean, was this--> :eyes: really necessary?

[Clark2008]

8. I doubt Woody Lander's parents think so.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_yorkshire/6403389.stm

[karlrschneider]

11. 30 minutes I might believe. Not 3 days.

...

[misanthrope]

16. Sounds more like a testament to...

...a less-than-optimum medical staff and the miniscule nature of human knowledge.

[Skip Intro]

2. He might just buy a bottle of Jager., a quarter of kb, and chill out

watching re-runs of "Married With Children."

or maybe Rosanne? Or Fraiser. Who knows?

I often wonder what would Scooby do...

[Neshanic]

3. Paula White "Jesus has a mission statement." This is the most disgusting spectacle

that possibly can be broadcast and is Biblical pornography.

Jesus cares more about "preaching" than making sure the poor are fed? These two clowns are the height of revulsion.

Who is this freaking moron who is running the show?

[Critters2]

7. I don't know who the "host" is, and I'm only vaguely familiar with Paula White

Why don't they ever ask me to be on these shows? Or someone who thinks like me?

[Blue-Jay]

9. He'd probably learn how to play the bass guitar.

Those idiots get ALL the chicks for some reason.

[orleans]

10. okay--fuck that show. i had to turn it off. (switched to monty python!) n/t

[baldguy]

12. With the guys in charge now?

John 2:12-25

[HeeBGBz]

15. He wouldn't come back

Why bother?

[brettdale]

17. Oh My God

If they say anything other than

Give money to the Poor.
Take care of the Planet
And Peace.

Then CNN are bigger whores than faux news.

[alfredo]

18. First he'd look for some warm clothes. You realize how cold it is?

I guess after that he will see if there is an open deli. Some Nescafe and a hummus platter would taste good after 2,000 years. You'd expect they'd have a good deli in Heaven. They don't. Pack a lunch.