Since Repukes Are "Pro Life" They Should Put Up With The Pigeon Poop Instead Of Killing Unborn Birds

[orleans]

someone should let the RNC know what st. paul is up to (stealing pigeon eggs and thereby murdering unborn birds) just so the republics can have their little convention

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Pigeon poop has long sullied downtown St. Paul sidewalks, but the slippery, smelly mess is gaining urgency with the Republican National Convention coming to town next year.

Sticky foam, hawk balloons and nets haven't gotten rid of the birds, so officials have a new plan: stealing pigeon eggs.

After pigeons lay their eggs on rooftop nesting grounds, maintenance workers plan to sneak up through trap doors and grab the next generation before it hatches.

"We'll build them little condos. We'll keep taking the eggs, and they won't have little ones," said Bill Stephenson, the city's animal control supervisor. "Slowly they'll die off."

City officials also considered feeding contraceptives to the pigeons but rejected that idea on fears of also inadvertently sterilizing eagles or hawks.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,264381,00.html

[Lars39]

1. Now I've got this going thru my head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmWo_0sTCa0

:D

[orleans]

2. "dig this" "I'm grooving now" LOL. (i don't remember that but

i watched the WHOLE thing!)

[Lars39]

3. I've been watching Sesame Street episodes ever since I posted that.

:rofl:

[madeline_con]

4. Which begs the question....

how do they get the pigeons to only lay their eggs near trap doors?


Pigeon poop protection device:tinfoilhat:

[orleans]

5. sounds like a great set up for a punchline

"how do they get the pigeons to only lay their eggs near trap doors?"


(wish i could think of something funny...but i can't)

[FuzzyDicePHL]

6. They SHOULD put up with pigeon poop.

They sure put up with enough BULL POOP. :/

[orleans]

7. or, shall we say, they are all just so full of shit anyway why the hell

would some pigeon poop make any difference?

[librechik]

8. excellent analogy

they aren't "moral," they're MORANS

[BringEmOn]

9. A turd on a bush is worth two in the hand

[ComerPerro]

10. A pigeon-free large city would be disturbing, seriously

It would take me a while to notice, but after that time I would start freaking out, "What the hell is going on? Where the fuck are all the birds?"