Lord Jesus, we beseech thee, smite Rush Limbaugh...

[rfranklin]

and turn him into a pile a fucking dung for the beetles to consume.

[rurallib]

1. If there is a GOD Rush shall be smited! and hard.

if he's unsmited and he is on the air Monday then there must be no God

[geckosfeet]

2. He is already a hefty heap'o dung. But the beetles seem skittish.

[bertman]

4. It's not that the beetles are skittish, it's that the coked-up freak is jumping around too

much for them get a good purchase on his corpulent frame.

[mecherosegarden]

3. He is already is a pile of that dung!

Sadly, it seems like people who listen to him are the beetles, not offense to the beetles. They loved to be fed that freaking crap that Rush pinball give them every day !

:wow:

[lunatica]

5. Oh Great Holder of the Law of Karma Balance

Please visit Limbaugh with a Karmic Adjustment.

[Cirque du So-What]

6. As much as I hold supplications to bronze-age sky deities in disdain

I may actually get behind this one!

[Touchdown]

7. Oh' Tannenbaum. Please stab him with your branches!