A few questions for Rush Limbaugh:

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How is it that you claim to be outraged at what you perceive to be an attack on one of Sarah Palin's children, when you once called 13 year old Chelsea Clinton "the White House dog"?
How is it that you can call Judge Sonia Sotomayor a racist based on a benign comment about a "wise Latina woman" while vehemently denying any racist leanings on your own part after being caught on tape telling an African-American caller to "call back after you take the bone out of your nose"?
How is it that you ridicule Beach Boy Brian Wilson as a "weakling" for his addiction, maintaining that prescription drug abuse was "a lifestyle choice", while you yourself were addicted to a prescription pain killer?
How is it that you portray yourself as a strong defender of our country but dismiss me as a terrorist-appeasing, liberal menace, when during our war (we're the same age, Rush) while I was leaving little pieces of my tender young ass all over the A Shau Valley, a pimple on YOUR ass kept you safely at home.
How is it that you can stand as a staunch defender of marriage, fear-mongering about how marriage equality would doom traditional unions, when you are yourself thrice-divorced?
How is it that you claim to be a highly moral defender of family values, when you were once apprehended with an illegal Viagra prescription while returning from a notorious destination for child sex-slave devotees?

Rush, if you can honestly respond to even one of these questions with any statement other than "because I am a flaming hypocritical shitstain", I will donate $500 to a charity of your choosing. (I can't really afford it, but I don't see much of a risk here.)

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1. Another one: Rush, why are you manure for brains?

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2. Another one:

Hey Rush, how do you sleep at night, much less live with yourself on a daily basis knowing you get paid hundreds of millions to lie and fear-monger, which fuels the Ametican war machine?

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3. Thanks Teammate, if I may be sold bold to add a question to your excellent list

Yo rush, if you are right all the time why are you deathly afraid of the fairness doctrine?

Three X wives could not possibly be wrong.

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4. Good catch, BOSS. The fairness doctrine question is a great one.

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5. "why don't you triple your dosage?"

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6. rush should be designated

the world's largest land mammal.

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7. It's time to humiliate Rush's listeners and supporters. Rush will not change.

But we need to broaden the scope of these things to make it embarrassing to even be associated with Rush.