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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:02 AM
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Joe the Plumber, dumber than a whole crate of rocks
Edited on Sat Jun-27-09 09:04 AM by marmar
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from Wonkette:



Joe The Plumber Says Founding Fathers Hated Communism, Which Was Invented 60 Years After The Constitution

Well, that’s what this dingus gets for not carrying around a pocket-sized copy of The Communist Manifesto, which was pretty clearly published in 1848, MANY MOONS after the drafting of the Constitution. At a recent appearance in Wausau, Wisconsin, he said that the Founding Fathers “knew socialism doesn’t work. They knew communism doesn’t work.” On the other hand, the Founding Fathers knew two things did work: leeching, and slavery.

'Joe the Plumber' shares conservative views
By Robert Mentzer • Wausau Daily Herald • June 26, 2009

Conservatives in Wausau on Thursday decried President Barack Obama's economic policies at a gathering hosted by the conservative free-market group Americans for Prosperity.

The event, called "Pints and Politics," brought to town Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher, known during the 2008 presidential campaign as "Joe the Plumber."

"Obama right now is talking about, he can generate more revenue by taxing the top 2 to 3 percent of Americans," Wurzelbacher said. "Well, you know, that's immoral. Just because someone's worked hard, gotten ahead -- it's not your money."

Wurzelbacher became a star in conservative political circles after he confronted then-candidate Barack Obama in Ohio about his proposed economic policies. Speaking to a group of about 75 people at Wausau's The Plaza Hotel & Suites, he and other speakers encouraged conservatives to get involved and develop grass-roots organizations.

"This is a continuation of the tea party movement that started on April 15," said Mark Block, the state director of Wisconsin's chapter of Americans for Prosperity. "There's a lot of people ... who are very concerned that elected officials aren't listening to them. They're looking for a way to express their frustration and anger at the process."

Christopher Magiera of Wausau, a board member of Americans for Prosperity and a local political activist, said he saw a "Stalinization of America" taking place and that "the only thing that separates Stalinist Russia from what we have in Washington right now are the re-education and death camps."

Wurzelbacher has a reputation for being a blunt, politically incorrect speaker. Referring to Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., more than once, Wurzelbacher asked, "Why hasn't he been strung up?"

And he glosses over facts. Referring to the Constitution as "almost like the Bible," Wurzelbacher said of the Founding Fathers: "They knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work." The Constitution predates the origins of socialism by nearly 100 years.

After speaking, Wurzelbacher signed autographs and posed for pictures with the crowd. In a brief interview Thursday, he said a recent Time magazine report that he had left the Republican Party was false.

“No, that’s not true,” he said. “I said I was thinking about it, but I did not do it. Right now, they don’t represent me as a Republican. I’m still thinking about it, to a degree, because we need to promote America — not Republicans, not Democrats.”

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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:03 AM
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1. The Founding Fathers also hated Twitter
Edited on Sat Jun-27-09 09:05 AM by Stevenmarc
Or The Constitution would have been written in less than 140 characters
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:08 AM
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2. LOL. DUzy worthy!
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Lasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:08 AM
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3. The founding fathers wanted us to invade Iraq.
Rush said so, so it must be true.
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Frank Cannon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 11:14 AM
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15. That was my first LOL of the day
Thanks for that. :thumbsup:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 03:12 PM
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17. You win.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 04:56 PM
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21. Preamble in < 140 Chars
We, ppl ordr to frm, mre prfct union, est just. ensre dom tranq prvde com def, prmte Welf, sec Lib to us & Post, do ord & est Const 4 USA
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:08 AM
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4. Joe is so dumb
that the next time someone debates him over tax policy, they should ask him if he would support the tax rates that we operated under when Ronald Reagan was President. He would probably say "sure".
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:08 AM
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5. joe has a really big problem-"lynching chris dodd"
since i can`t cut and paste on my computer here`s the link to huffington

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/26/joe-the-plumber-suggests_n_221631.html

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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:12 AM
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6. Damn that British monarchy for oppressing the Founding Fathers with socialism and communism!
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angrycarpenter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:18 AM
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7. one thing stalinist Russia did
was rewrite the history books to suit their purposes.
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TatonkaJames Donating Member (502 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:20 AM
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8. Joe the Stoopid
Quote by Wurzelbacher;
Obama right now is talking about, he can generate more revenue by taxing the top 2 to 3 percent of Americans," Wurzelbacher said. "Well, you know, that's immoral. Just because someone's worked hard, gotten ahead -- it's not your money."

What would he call taking it from the middle class ?
Speaking of stoopid, have to wonder how intelligent our Founding Fathers were when they drafted a document so important in our history, The Declaration of Independence, which contains the words in it's first line, "that all men are created equal," when they themselves owned slaves ? Did you ever wonder what they were thinking ?
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 04:26 PM
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20. and just as Heinlein and non-Joe predicted, the State is wiping out the richest and therefore most
productive Americans, those who keep the country moving forward by moving money around and failing to insure their employees and presenting themselves as humble shopkeepers
for example, Madoff had hundreds of millions just taken from him! they'll be coming to take your kids next!!!1111 (unless, of course, you're one of those wieners who never beats their kid: I mean, Hitler and Richard Ramirez were lovingly disciplined, and they greatly benefited humanity)
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-30-09 01:10 AM
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23. Joe the Turd
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:27 AM
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9. Can't send Joe off to one of our "Re-education Camps"
because that would imply that he had some sort of education to begin with.
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pkdu Donating Member (621 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:28 AM
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10. Christopher Magiera is a Gastroenterologist - he should know a shit when he sees it n/t
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iamjoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:30 AM
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11. Joe Must Love Inheritance Taxes
After all, if his cry is against "taxing the top 2 to 3 percent of Americans...because someone's worked hard, gotten ahead -- it's not your money."

I say that's justification for inheritance taxes. After all, those recipients didn't work hard to get ahead.
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Jackpine Radical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:42 AM
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12. Note to self:
Remember to write LTTE advocating political re-education and death camps.

"Christopher Magiera of Wausau, a board member of Americans for Prosperity and a local political activist, said he saw a "Stalinization of America" taking place and that 'the only thing that separates Stalinist Russia from what we have in Washington right now are the re-education and death camps.'"
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lame54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:46 AM
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13. there will be no re-education for Joe...
since he was clearly never educated in the first place
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 09:47 AM
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14. the filthy rich love Joe the Plumber when he defends them
But they giggle privately at him when he bends over their toilets and his ass crack shows.

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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-30-09 01:09 AM
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22. I agree with all the sentiments
But why would someone do that to a sweet looking puppy dog?
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busybl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 03:11 PM
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16. I heard they weren't too fond of disco either. nt
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symbolman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 03:16 PM
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18. Founding Fathers also hated Bald People too Joe Not The Plumber
That's why they all wore wigs..

Dipshit should be in Public stocks so we could put funny hats on him, feed him garbage, and stick our asses in His Face..
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-27-09 03:37 PM
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19. I would think that anyone who had enough interest in politics to
Edited on Sat Jun-27-09 03:38 PM by Marr
attend a political rally would have at least a passing familiarity with the political landscape, and how it came to be.

It never ceases to amaze me-- so often the most ignorant person in the room is also the loudest person in the room.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-30-09 01:20 AM
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24. In this economy I give him 6 months before he is driving nails with his head at the county fairs
:banghead:
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