Breaking: Chris Brown Reaches Plea Deal in Rihanna Beating Case

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://www.etonline.com/news/2009/06/75562/

Chris Brown has reached a plea deal.

There are no details on the deal yet, but keep checking back here for more updates as they come in.
Posted June 22, 2009 1:58:00 PM

[atreides1]

1. Probably not as good as Stalworth.

Get drunk, kill a man with your car, buy off the family, and get 30 days in jail and probation.

The US Justice system is just fantastic.

[trumad]

2. Beat your girlfriend until her face looks like weltsville

buy her a diamond ring---have her drop charges... and bang--- probation---

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. Punishment will most likely be to make a rap video and go ride the jet ski at P Diddy's crib

...because if justice isn't meted out, how will he learn?

[targetpractice]

3. 5 years probation plus 180 days community service

From CNN Breaking News Twitter feed...

@cnnbrk: Singer Chris Brown to serve 5 years probation, 180 days community service, according to plea deal. #chrisbrown #rihanna

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. "community service"...like I said, he'll make a rap video.

And all he has to do is promise to not punch the everloving fuck out of his next girlfriend during the next five years. Or Rihanna, if she goes back to him. You say potato, I say potato.

I'll bet the farm on a "happy reunion" between the two.

:grr: